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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Name this dog I just adopted.

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Dave_Indeed posted:

I'm not paying some rear end in a top hat that doesn't care about dogs ~1000 dollars for a pure bred dipshit when this dog is free and clearly forged in the flames of misfortune, destined to reign in eternal glory on my few acres of land.

My mom did this to get a purebred dog then she ran over it while drunk lol.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:46

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Bert Roberge posted:

These also sound like good baby names.

I had a dog we named Food Machine.
Food was his entire purpose in doglife.
A wise being, I think.
I suspect my official dogname was "Food Guy."
...
If I wanted to call him, I just shouted "FOOD MACHINE!"
I guess that was his official dogname.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Sep 13, 2016

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:48

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:49

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i have a pure pit/boxer and it only cost me like four hundred bucks but she can chew through a flat head shovel

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:50

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

i have a pure pit/boxer and it only cost me like four hundred bucks but she can chew through a flat head shovel

okay great another pitbull thread :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:51

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

zimboe posted:

I had a dog we named Food Machine.
Food was his entire purpose in doglife.
A wise being, I think.
I suspect my official dogname was "Food Guy."
...
If I wanted to call him, I just shouted "FOOD MACHINE!"
I guess that was his official dogname.

My old dog would eat and eat until he vomited then try to eat more.

We had to give him like half cups of food at a time.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:51

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Memory is smoke
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Cheeky

Brent Howitzer

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Spaghetti

Joe the Dog

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:54

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You silly oval office.

The name. Not OP. Jury is still out on OP.

Serious answer: Trampoline Keith

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:00

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Prince Eat 'n' Sleep.

Alternately, EatSleepShit.
Owait, that's what we named the cat.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:01

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:04

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Will Smith

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:05

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Used McGarbage Dog

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:08

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Used McGarbage Dog

maybe Doggy McDogface?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:11

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:12

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Call it Dog but backwards

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:12

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Bert Roberge posted:

maybe Doggy McDogface?

no they need to know how much of a garbage the dog is

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:18

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Smash it Smash hit posted:

no they need to know how much of a garbage the dog is

How about just Shitbags?

Just how much love does a dog give you that it makes it worth it to feel up their still hot poo poo through a poop bag?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:20

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Bert Roberge posted:

how about just Shitbags?

love it

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:20

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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name the dog 'i did it! i killed my wife! i'm a murderer! a murderer! and all those kids too!'

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:21

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Here is dog getting owned by another dog.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:39

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Dave_Indeed posted:

Here is dog getting owned by another dog.

Betaboy

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:00

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Bitch

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:06

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Wet Bradley

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:21

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Donkey King and Rizla Phish

# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:45

ghouldaddy07: Jun 23, 2008

Zapp Barkigan

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:37

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Hmm i dunno op, Trampoline Keith will either be cool as gently caress or absolutely loving retarded and annoying and will piss everywhere

# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:41

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:46

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Doffen posted:

Grimvarg Fitteknuser

Can I change my vote to this? :allears:

:allears:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:03

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

Dave_Indeed posted:

Here is dog getting owned by another dog.

At no point does the dog sit down. You're a liar. Why don't you call the crap dog Liar?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:44

Boomzilla: Dec 2, 2007

Grand Moff Barkin' is still the best answer

# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:51

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jabba the pup

bark bark binks

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chewbarka

# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:54

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

chewburqa is an interesting concept

# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:55

Boomzilla: Dec 2, 2007

Mozi posted:

chewburqa is an interesting concept

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:02

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Garbage dog day dog sucks I hate it

# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:18

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You should name him Trampoline Kieth after my friend who died from too much sex, Trampoline Kieth.

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