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The gang expresses confusion over the fact that High Lord Costanza's Inquisitor doesn't wear a cape.
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After a heated argument over Trivial Pursuit, George angrily pops the Necron's protective anti-warp bubble around Cadia.
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Sep 16, 2016 09:22
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George accidentally walks in on his father, Frank, changing, and sees that the man has actual, honest-to-Emperor breasts. Kramer tries to soothe George by informing him that all old men end up getting some droopy moobs, but George insists that these were real, actual breasts. Frank is exterminated on account of being tainted by Chaos.
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Sep 16, 2016 09:27
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SCRIBE ELAINE: What if, while you were in the Space Hulk, you were to... trip, and get acidic tyranid blood all over your arcaheotech? COMPANY MASTER PETERMAN: The very archaeotech I was trying to retrieve... brilliant, Elaine! Call Rogue Trader Kramer at once. We don't need his stories anymore!
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Sep 16, 2016 09:34
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Elaine goes on a date with Abaddon the Despoiler but she cant get over the fact that one of his fangs is larger than the others. George covers up losing the records of 200 planets by making up new ones instead. Problem is his boss has arranged a naval frigate to take him to one of the made up ones for a random inspection! Kramer discovers an STC template on an abandoned forge world and thinks he is rich. It turns out it just produces ornate soup holders.
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Sep 16, 2016 10:08
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Triggered posted:Elaine goes on a date with Abaddon the Despoiler but she cant get over the fact that his arms keep falling off
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Sep 16, 2016 10:21
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Yolomon Wayne posted:For the first time in my life i regret not having seen a single episode of seinfeld. i haven't seen it either but I think somehow I still get most of these jokes
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Sep 16, 2016 10:25
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willus posted:i haven't seen it either but I think somehow I still get most of these jokes From what i deduct it is incredibly boring show in which fuckall happens.
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Sep 16, 2016 10:47
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Yolomon Wayne posted:From what i deduct it is incredibly boring show in which fuckall happens. So just like 40k then
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Sep 16, 2016 10:54
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Yolomon Wayne posted:From what i deduct it is incredibly boring show in which fuckall happens. It's a show about nothing
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Sep 16, 2016 11:38
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Jerrys new girlfriend is everything he could wish for except shes been possessed by a Tzeentch demon. His parents disapprove at first but are won over when they find out she comes from a family loyal to the emperor for countless generations. Kramer destroys an orbital platform stationed above terra with a planetary defence gun because he mistakes the command station for a photo booth.
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Sep 16, 2016 12:03
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Jerry feels guilty about inadvertently causing a hive food processing worker to be made into a servitor
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Sep 16, 2016 12:05
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Due to the faulty work of a servitor, jerrys apartment buzzer has been hooked up to the bell of lost souls instead. George keeps pushing the button frantically as he wants to talk about his date with a howling banshee the night before. A million pilgrims die from the shockwave of the bell.
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Sep 16, 2016 12:50
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it's a show about nothing but eternal war
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Sep 16, 2016 12:57
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Applewhite posted:Jerry: "What's the deal with all these flying skulls?" Elaine: "It's a Cemetery World, Jerry" Jerry: "Still..." Guy Goodbody fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Sep 16, 2016 |
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Sep 16, 2016 14:32
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[George enters in large puffy jacket] Jerry: Huh? Elaine: What is that? George: It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex? *warp daemons possess all three because of George's forbidden lore (gore-tex) reveal*
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Sep 16, 2016 15:57
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Jerry is hassled by Inquisitor Bookman over the matter of a long overdue tome.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:47
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You mean the power armour your mother laid out for you?
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Sep 16, 2016 16:58
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Kramer slides in through the door. Karmer: Hey Jerry: Hey Kramer: I just saw Commisar Yarrick at Dunkin Donuts.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:16
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Syncopated posted:Kramer slides in through the door. Get out!
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Sep 16, 2016 18:31
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George claims his hellforged warpflame relics were stolen at the Pandorax Apocalypse Club and he needs a new pair or else he will go slowly blind over the next year. He goes to see Kramer's optometrist friend Dwayne who Kramer promises will give George a 30% discount because Kramer had helped the optometrist break his addiction to sugar. Elaine is bitten by Skarbrand, the Exiled One while with George at the optometrist's, and she becomes afraid of greater daemons as well as the possibility that she may have rabies. While not wearing his hellforged warpflame relics, George thinks he recognizes, from a distance, Jerry's girlfriend Kuz'goth, The Plaguemother kissing Jerry's cousin Jeffrey, who apparently has a "horse face". He tells this to Jerry, who then goes to Kuz'goth, The Plaguemother and tries to get her to confess her infidelity; she indignantly denies it.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:40
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Jerry realizes he's an anti-dendrite when he enjoys dark jokes at the expense of the techpriest that cleans his teeth.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:51
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George discovers a an ancient STC on a Pirate world which produces only a single item - a frilly white shirt.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:30
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Jerry walks in on George laying prone with his pants around his ankles: "And you want to be my plastcrete salesman!"
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Kurtofan posted:Get out! Elaine says that and momentarily forgets she is wearing a Powerfist at the time. Kramer is unimpressed and says he once did that while piloting a Warlord class Titan.
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Sep 17, 2016 23:59
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Jerry accidentally agrees to committing a major fashion faux pas when he absentmindedly nods at a fashion designer acquaintance. He will commit the faux pas while a guest on a very popular program. The fashion crime? Wearing a shirt without any skulls. The punishment? Exterminatus
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Kramer mourns the death of his Squat friend Mickey after learning that he and his entire race was devoured by a Hive Fleet
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Everybody's talkin at me I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just driving around in Commander Blarrg's Hydrocellular Turbocraft
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Scratch Monkey posted:Kramer mourns the death of his Squat friend Mickey after learning that he and his entire race was devoured by a Hive Fleet
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Sep 18, 2016 01:45
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Scratch Monkey posted:Kramer mourns the death of his Squat friend Mickey after learning that he and his entire race was devoured by a Hive Fleet
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Sep 18, 2016 02:23
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What was all that screaming? I think there's a Khornate cult around here. ... So you got da boyz, da nobz and da boss. Da boss crumps da boyz, so who's crumpin' da nobz? They're all boyz, da boss crumps all o' dem. Dat's naff! e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtA8gqWA6PE&t=462s redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 03:12
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GEORGE: Wrathbone please. KRUGER: For building material? GEORGE: Well, I am just a Wrathbone kinda guy. Love that Wrathbone. In fact, you might as well call me-- WATKINS: That sounds good. I'll build with it, too. KRUGER: Watkins, you're building with Wrathbone? WATKINS: I love 'em. KRUGER: Well, then we should call you Wrathbone. GEORGE: Uh, no. No, we shouldn't. KRUGER: Wrathbone! ALL (chanting): Wrathbone! Wrathbone! Wrathbone! Wrathbone! Wrathbone! Wrathbone! Wrathbone! Wrathbone!
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Sep 18, 2016 05:45
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It's Wraithbone
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George gets into a fight with a vat psyker over a misprinted Trivial Pursuit card on which the answer reads "The Orps."
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Jerry's new girlfriend is perfect... Except for her orcish hands! Elaine passes up a chance to be impregnated by the God-Emperor's space seed when her power armor malfunctions, sending her into a murderous rage. Kramer commits a major faux pas when he accidentally overexposes himself to the warp in an attempt to impress his girlfriend's parents. George is made head of the board of his deceased fiancée's charitable genocide organization... Only to find Susan has been placed into a dreadnaught life suit and has an office next to his! Newman must hunt down a rogue Emperor Postal Service officer who takes it upon himself to actually deliver a piece of mail, ending a 3,000 year streak of mail person idleness. Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George find themselves stuck in the middle of a snarling traffic WAAAAAAGHHHH. George takes a nap under what he assumes to be his desk... Only to awaken 20000 years in the future, where a bitter civil war has torn apart the empire, and where he is hailed as the One True Emperor. George convinces the God Emperor's handlers to change the Space Marine Power Suits to a cotton blend. Their comical performance during a pre-season exterminatus causes George to lose face. Elaine's brash attitude causes trouble with the Soup Aedeptus, who sentences her to exterminatus. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Sep 18, 2016 |
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Sep 18, 2016 07:05
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You gotta see the primarch!
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JERRY: Gideon.....really?! ELAINE: I'm telling you Jerry, he wares me out. Best I've ever had.
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JOEY: Hey Chandler check out this throne I just made. CHANDLER: Could there BE anymore skulls?!!!!
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Triggered posted:JOEY: Hey Chandler check out this throne I just made. gently caress off
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*slap bass jam at 150 decibels on a Noise Marine instrument of terror*
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