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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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hard counter posted:

A slaanshi curse makes Elaine become stupider the longer she goes without sex, while another curse forces George to include pastrami and other salted meats as part of his love making rituals.

You need to be the high king of television imo

Id watch ur shows

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Not really related to this thread much, but still

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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George claims his hellforged warpflame relics were stolen at the Pandorax Apocalypse Club and he needs a new pair or else he will go slowly blind over the next year. He goes to see Kramer's optometrist friend Dwayne who Kramer promises will give George a 30% discount because Kramer had helped the optometrist break his addiction to sugar.

Elaine is bitten by Skarbrand, the Exiled One while with George at the optometrist's, and she becomes afraid of greater daemons as well as the possibility that she may have rabies.

While not wearing his hellforged warpflame relics, George thinks he recognizes, from a distance, Jerry's girlfriend Kuz'goth, The Plaguemother kissing Jerry's cousin Jeffrey, who apparently has a "horse face". He tells this to Jerry, who then goes to Kuz'goth, The Plaguemother and tries to get her to confess her infidelity; she indignantly denies it.

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