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Applewhite posted:Elaine has to fly coach on a Gothic Fleet cruiser. A breach in the warp shields exposes her sector to the unfiltered maelstrom of the Warp and she goes insane, gouging out her eyes and vomiting blood on the other passengers. Meanwhile, Jerry, in the officer's quarters, is blissfully unaware of the pandemonium going on belowdecks. George: I͉͎̻͉̓͠ ̼̮̑͆͌ͤ͝c̡̮͇̪͙̝͊̒a̷̢͈̖̹ͯ̔̅͂͒͋ͅn̶̢͚͇̬̱̙̻̣̔ ͓̗͕̗͓̝͖͚́̏̕f̴̵͚̞͓̯̳̜̏͛̄ͅͅě̛̦̱ͤ̂̈́̌̀͠e̸̱̥͔̮̭̘ͭ̒̑ͥl͆́̿͏̛̘̻̳̬̙͜ͅ ̛̳͉̤̝͇̉͊͐ͦ̈́̍͒̿t͖̥̆̔͜͞h̨͎̟̱͚̤ͪ̆̑ͥ͂̚͜ȇ̞̱̠̖̞̜͎̺͌̈ͫ͂̕ ̦͓̹͍̩̗̫̊͒w͍͈͈͇͙̖̏͘͘a̹̟͓͙̲͎̠̍̉ͩ̊r̮͚̣̙͉̬̹͐̈͋̐ͣͣͅp̺̲͍̟̹̮͔̎̉ͅ ̷̶͕̈ͮ̉̄̂̐o̵̮͎̫̣̽ͯ̑̌̅̇̈́͟͠v̸̬ͨ̎̓ͥ͊͆͘̕e̶̺̮̗̬̫̒̏ͩ̅̏̓ͧ͢ṟͥ̒̈́͂͑͐ͨṭ̷̻͐̍̍̋̀a̮̲̖̍̂ͭ͐̆̋̏̉̎k͎̤̬̘̠̇ͭ̃ͣ̔͌̆̋̕i̧̡̟̩͙̦̤̓̂̓̊̊̇n̵̮͚͚̜̹͚͓̝͌̀ͮ͐ͧ͊ͫ̎g̦̱̱̫ͭ̆͆̀̒ͧͫͫ ͒̃ͥ͘͡҉̣͕m̦̠̤͎͙̯̲̒ͤ́̅͆̑e̸͔̫ͣ̆͟ ̘̯͕̦̣̹͖̬̗͆͌ͦ͂͠T̨̛̪̰̘ͤ̌h͈̬̰ͩ̎͌̓̕͢e̠͚̪̞̠̼ͦ̿ͭͨ͆̔ͣ̓́̀ ͕̼͙̝̪ͥ̐ͮ̇̒ͥ͂́͜s̬̻̫͈͕ͧ̏̈ȩ͚͔̍̇͟͢c͕̹̤̊̈́̉̂͗ͣͭ̾̚͜rͣ̍͑̋ͪͣ͊̅̚҉̵͔͖͉̞̼e͚͉̿́̀t̿̄ͣ̃̾͏̟͎͍͔̱̣͈͞͠ͅsͫ͆ͪ̽̏͐̏̆̚͠҉̵͙̤͔̦ ͇̺̘̥͎̞̝̤ͪò̸̮̱̹͐̓͌̓̚͢f͕̣̝̣͑ ̵̹͕̙͇͖̿̈́̈́ͤ͐͢͞T̸͍̘̳̞̺͎͍̺ͬ̄̓ͩẓ͈̫͈̬ͧ͛ͮ͗̊ͥͭe̙̻̙̣̙͔̾͌͊ͫ̐̈́̊͑ͬ́é̴̱͓̘͐̅͛͢n̸̲̺̩̠ͮ̈ͪ̋ͫ̊͘c̨̘̣̬̠͙͎͙͋̃̈́̈́͗́ͅh͎̖͍̳͔̣͚͍̍̒͑ ͔͙̰͚͛̅ͨͤ̽ͅȟ̵̝̳̦͉̗̍ͩ̌a̩̲̭̖͙̼͊͊v̧͙̰̳̳̣̠̈́͗͠ͅe̵̡̠̯͛̎̀̓͌͊ͭ̍͢ ̢͈̻̣̖͓̻̱̀̈̓̏̔ͤ͒̌ͩb̸̛̞̰̖̲̱̝̌͊̈̾͊͒ͬ̎ͥe̶͍̱̱̱͇̥ͤ̓̑e̖̦͙̫͔̺͉̺ͦͯ͊̽̐̃̕n̵̥̳͇̖͎̜̣̳̐ͪ̀ͬ́͗̂́ ́ͪ̏̽̐҉̜͚͎̹̜r̦̪̯͉̮̱̰ͬͪ͛͋͑̾͋̚̕ͅe̵͙̘͉̗̣̩ͬ̚v̠͔͙̻ͤe͖̳̲͇̭̾͛̎̓̈́͘ͅa͓̋ͪ̾́l̡̙̠͎̖͍͛ͯͥͬͤ̀ͅe̷̡͖̫̤̯̫̿́̈ͅd̨̗͙̙͖͇̄͌ͣ̐̏͌ͧ̕͟ Jerry: *grinning* Who is this?
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The gang expresses confusion over the fact that High Lord Costanza's Inquisitor doesn't wear a cape.
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After a heated argument over Trivial Pursuit, George angrily pops the Necron's protective anti-warp bubble around Cadia.
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SCRIBE ELAINE: What if, while you were in the Space Hulk, you were to... trip, and get acidic tyranid blood all over your arcaheotech? COMPANY MASTER PETERMAN: The very archaeotech I was trying to retrieve... brilliant, Elaine! Call Rogue Trader Kramer at once. We don't need his stories anymore!
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Triggered posted:Elaine goes on a date with Abaddon the Despoiler but she cant get over the fact that his arms keep falling off
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Yolomon Wayne posted:From what i deduct it is incredibly boring show in which fuckall happens. So just like 40k then
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