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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerry: "What's the deal with all these flying skulls?"

George: "Who doesn't like flying skulls?"

Jerry: "They're so morbid. I feel like I'm living in a mausoleum."

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerry encourages his Ork friend Babu to start a traditional Orkistani restaurant. It fails miserably.

Babu: "You are a bery bery WAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH man!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Kramer takes a tour of the palace of the Emperor of all Mankind. He wanders away from the tour group and stumbles upon the Golden Throne of the Emperor Himself. While gawking at it and taking photostats, he accidentally trips over the power cable for the Golden Throne's life support. While trying to put it back, he knocks the skeletal emperor off the throne. The desiccated corpse shatters into fragments.

Kramer: "WhuUh oh"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
George impersonates a Commissar to get respect, but his deception is exposed when he doesn't have the heart to perform a summary execution.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Elaine has to fly coach on a Gothic Fleet cruiser. A breach in the warp shields exposes her sector to the unfiltered maelstrom of the Warp and she goes insane, gouging out her eyes and vomiting blood on the other passengers. Meanwhile, Jerry, in the officer's quarters, is blissfully unaware of the pandemonium going on belowdecks.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Idleness grows from heresy Jerry. FROM HERESY!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
George's Imperial Guard unit is called up to defend the Segmentum Obscuris from the Thirteenth Black Crusade. He's nervous about going so he fakes an elbow twitch as an excuse to get out of it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerry dates a Sister of Battle who is beautiful from some angles but hideous from others.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerry is excited when he lands a date with a girl from the cult of Slaneesh, but is disappointed to find that sex with her is underwhelming.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"WHO? Who does not want to wear the double headed eagle?"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

djwetmouse posted:

The gang start a contest to see who can go the longest without purging the heretic.

Kramer: I'm out!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerry is hassled by Inquisitor Bookman over the matter of a long overdue tome.

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