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George and Jerry are stranded at a docking bay and decide to get home by taking a freighter reserved under the name O'Brien by pretending to be him. The real O'Brien turns out to be an arch-heretic on his way to an underslum rally. After narrowly avoiding the Arbites, George thinks he has a chance with his cultist bodyguard after she says she'd take a bolter round for him. She said she'd look sir for me, Jerry! Not even my own parents would look out sir for me!
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Jerry begrudgingly fills in for Newman as a clerk at the Departmento Munitorum. The switch is discovered when too many guard regiments actually get the equipment they desperately requisitioned.
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Sep 13, 2016 02:58
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The gang becomes addicted to a delicious soup served by an outrageously strict chef, to whom they give the nickname the soup commissar
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Sep 13, 2016 03:15
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Do you think she'd yada yada heresy? *Elaine raises hand* I've yada yada'd heresy.
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Sep 13, 2016 03:19
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Anyway you were lucky I was there, you lost a lot of blood. ...What? Oh yeah you got three pints of nurgle in you buddy *shoots finger guns at Jerry* ...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!  ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! 
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Sep 13, 2016 04:16
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*montage of an attractive woman easily flensing a lobster with her tentacle fingers* She had mutant hands, George!
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Sep 14, 2016 01:43
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Bert Roberge posted:Kramer's probably more of a Tzeentch guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmuyFLKfmk
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Sep 14, 2016 03:18
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A slaanshi curse makes Elaine become stupider the longer she goes without sex, while another curse forces George to include pastrami and other salted meats as part of his love making rituals.
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Sep 15, 2016 05:30
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Due to clerical oversight George is getting paid for a job he left. He wires himself into a couch that feeds him stimulant drugs and nutrients, hoping to one day merge with it (Think of it Jerry! My own golden throne!). He proclaims this the
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Sep 15, 2016 06:43
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George tells his new girlfriend that he's a marine biologis to impress her. Calamity befalls George when the two happen upon a wounded space marine requiring immediate aid.
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Sep 16, 2016 01:44
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Kramer dates a nice astartes from the Salamander chapter but falls asleep in a tanning bed the night before meeting his parents. This time things don't go disastrously; they all share a chuckle over being in blackface.
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Sep 16, 2016 05:41
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Jerry realizes he's an anti-dendrite when he enjoys dark jokes at the expense of the techpriest that cleans his teeth.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:51
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Jerry accidentally agrees to committing a major fashion faux pas when he absentmindedly nods at a fashion designer acquaintance. He will commit the faux pas while a guest on a very popular program. The fashion crime? Wearing a shirt without any skulls. The punishment? Exterminatus
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Sep 18, 2016 00:54
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Scratch Monkey posted:Kramer mourns the death of his Squat friend Mickey after learning that he and his entire race was devoured by a Hive Fleet
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George gets caught in a warp storm during traffic which causes him to arrive decades before he actually left. He tries to use this non-causality to improve the life of his younger self by manipulating his affairs from the distance but inadvertently becomes responsible for every single misfortune he's ever experienced. Jerry is finally arrested for the non-sanctioned idol of superman he keeps hidden away in the apartment while Elaine is guilted into continuing her relationship with a guy who's been converted into a servitor. Kramer gets a new girlfriend.
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