- ClamdestineBoyster
- Aug 15, 2015
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Kenny Rogers roasters created an economic bubble that never burst, giving the company world domination. The city, now bathed in a somber red glow, is now run by Kenny Rogers clones acting as a military police force. Jerry awakens, alone in his bed. His retinal iris opens to reveal his synchronized glowing red Kenny Rogers implant. He sits up, looks as though he is on the verge of writing a joke, but KR is overriding his neural humor pathways. Still, it seems there is a glimmer of humanity trying to break through his cold and distant interface. He ambulates begrudgingly to the local cafe, where cybernetic roosters serve roasted chicken 24/7. In walks Elaine, gears whirring and LEDs flashing, and she sits down without saying a word and devours an entire chicken like a vacuum cleaner, sucking the meat off the whole thing, and she leers at Jerry with a bitter longing for a response. The joke is on the tip of his tongue, but is overidden. He says it to himself over and over again, "what's the deal with prime directives?" 
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- ClamdestineBoyster
- Aug 15, 2015
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Newman has a Star Trek-esque food replicator, and he has swelled to the actual size of his apartment. His hip is at the front door but if you want to talk to him you have to get near his face in the ventilation duct.
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