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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

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Jerry's new girlfriend is perfect... Except for her orcish hands!

Elaine passes up a chance to be impregnated by the God-Emperor's space seed when her power armor malfunctions, sending her into a murderous rage.

Kramer commits a major faux pas when he accidentally overexposes himself to the warp in an attempt to impress his girlfriend's parents.

George is made head of the board of his deceased fiancée's charitable genocide organization... Only to find Susan has been placed into a dreadnaught life suit and has an office next to his!

Newman must hunt down a rogue Emperor Postal Service officer who takes it upon himself to actually deliver a piece of mail, ending a 3,000 year streak of mail person idleness.

Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George find themselves stuck in the middle of a snarling traffic WAAAAAAGHHHH.

George takes a nap under what he assumes to be his desk... Only to awaken 20000 years in the future, where a bitter civil war has torn apart the empire, and where he is hailed as the One True Emperor.

George convinces the God Emperor's handlers to change the Space Marine Power Suits to a cotton blend. Their comical performance during a pre-season exterminatus causes George to lose face.

Elaine's brash attitude causes trouble with the Soup Aedeptus, who sentences her to exterminatus.

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Sep 18, 2016

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