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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Imagine if Seinfeld was set in the year 40,000AD
 
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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 'It's an Exterminatus for the rest of us!'

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 George confuses Gork and Mork and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 They wait around forever to be eaten by Tyranids but nothing ever happens.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Seizure Robot posted:

I guess a bunch of virgin nerds would be buying models of the cast to paint in their mothers basements?

Kramer's model base would be greased up so he'd just zip all over your painting table.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Roll scatter dice

:lol:

Oh man they did make little plastic figurines.
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Nov 28, 2003

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 Newman seems like he'd worship Nurgle.

Kramer's probably more of a Tzeentch guy.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

hard counter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmuyFLKfmk

drat maybe he's Slaaneshi then.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Ivor Biggun posted:

Tzeentch like bright colors



drat he's so fly he might as well be a bird god.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 George: Do you think she'd yada yada exterminatus?
Elaine: I've yada yada'd exterminatus!

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 George: Well the warp store called. They're runnin' outta you!

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 Jerry makes a joke at the expense of the Emperor of Mankind and welp.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Nathilus posted:

At the end of the show they are all branded heretics and get planet NY exterminatus'd.

Tzeentch would not save those myopic bastards because they never changed.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

personable decorum posted:

lets differentiate

The central figure of Harlequin belief is Cegorach, the Great Harlequin –- also known as the Laughing God. None truly know how this strange being survived the birth of Slaanesh where the other Eldar gods did not.

"I need you to light my Cegorach Jerry"

*flashes picture of Harlequin-type Ichthyosis baby*
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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 You'd think Slaanelaine would be better at dancing.



Elainesh?

Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Sep 16, 2016

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

 George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer enter into a contest to determine who can go for the longest period of time without spilling their Gene-Seed.

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