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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jerry: I'm telling you 95% of the the life forms are heretics.

George: Heretics?

Jerry: HERETICS!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
He's Cute, but is he EXTERMINATUS worthy?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Battle brother Putty are you ready to attend the Emperor's sacred hockey arena and witness the New Jersey Devils, crush the pathetic Boston Bruins in martial combat?

Battle Brother Putty: Sure babe.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Idleness grows from heresy Jerry. FROM HERESY!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know I always wanted to pretend I was an Inquisitor.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
*Revs up chainsword*

SERENITY NOW!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
But I don't wanna be a rogue trader!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The bolter round then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The bolt then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The bolt then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic bolt.

Heresy.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Call the Techpreists, the dancing servitor is on the fritz.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I prepared this entire meal in the rejuvenate vats.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge posted:

'It's an Exterminatus for the rest of us!'

Oh poo poo :lol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Let me get this straight. It's a show about, heresy?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge posted:

Kramer's model base would be greased up so he'd just zip all over your painting table.

Roll scatter dice

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