Let's say Hillary gets elected

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Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

Solice Kirsk posted:

I want Hilary to be president because I invest and she will have the markets best interests in mind. Free advice for everyone, the Clinton's have tons of money in S&P500 Index funds.

My IRA[z] and my 401k are both through the loving roof.

THANKS OBAMA

I mean it might all be artificially inflated over the global value of the stable us dollar and the near-zero percent interest rates given to banks but what do I care.

8 more years of this poo poo PLEASE. I want to retire by the time I am 50.

Everyone who invested in flat screens, bass boats, and swamp land need to go gently caress themselves.

(I want to eventually own a bass boat)

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Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

a hundred boners posted:

Obama never really ran on bein' black but hilldog is banking on it- just compare their slogans. so that's fairly solid evidence that she will reverse progress on women in the draft and then send all the boys to preserve the arab kingdoms and not let them back in

in fact we're going to be seeing countries split up all over the world because of gender grievances and the fairer sex states will eventually end up like the DPRK

given how Trump would thaw relations with the only state capable of beating the US i don't see how nukes would ever happen there

I think you really need to get back and diggidy with the power of the pussy.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 06:21

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

a dog from hell posted:

I have met really good cops and also terrible ones.

Inspector Gadget here!!!! WOW SO PROFOUND

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 06:51

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

a dog from hell posted:

Cops shouldn't have guns. If the only way for them to be safe without guns is to confiscate the guns then do so.

I somewhat agree with you. A Glock is a lead spitting device that really depends on it's owner to make things happen.

But there is no such thing is having a phaser on stun. You either kill or be killed. And for $30k to $50k per year, you get to dredge from either the bottom of the barrel or the best of the best.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 06:59

Garcin: Jun 15, 2000

a dog from hell posted:

Well if I was dictator I would whip the whole thing into shape but we can't always have what we want I guess.

gently caress that, you will always have your imagination. Stop denying yourself. You are the dictator of your own world and you have everything you could ever want.

For me, it's this girl in this dress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ2pQ_Vhh58

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 07:05