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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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I like lady cops. They're less likely to beat the hell out of you for no reason.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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VendaGoat posted:

What if they did it sexily?

Captain Yossarian posted:

What about peg you ruthlessly, in the bedroom?

Emphatically yes. As long as they're 5+.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Grand Prize Winner posted:

i dunno trump might have the cojones to start a genuine nuclear war. I live right in a bullseye along with my entire family so it's not something I gotta worry about really
Take heart, the "bullseye" doesn't really matter. Thanks to the efforts of top scientists, any survivors of the initial blast would perish shortly thereafter. We'll all buy it together :)

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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That Robot posted:

the difference is that he is impulsive as hell and that makes him dangerous
It's okay. Pence'll be there to level him out.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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That Robot posted:

pence will be there to shove his religion right up your rear end
Ew, I don't want that.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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JiveHonky posted:

I'm a sexy ladyboy cop :bigtran:
*peering behind partially open door*

"Did-did Pence send you?"

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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joke_explainer posted:

So she was mad about you shooting air rifles, or that you called her 'officer'? How was she saying that was disrespectful?

He offended her in a previous life (he was a colonial policeman and she was a member of the Thuggee) and now the shoe's on the other foot.

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