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Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich
What if Steve Jobs did exist, but he took the bad acid in some chick's left hand back in 1973 and burnt out his neurons, leaving him few job options other than being a short-order cook at a Waffle House? But once he moved up to night manager, your mind would have been blown. Square pancakes, all-in-one waffle sandwiches that just worked, and ice in the urinals, painstakingly food-dyed into a rainbow pattern each day of the week.

Maybe he missed his real calling, hmmm!

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Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich

my bitter bi rival posted:

Then he would be me. Hello.

I want to believe so bad. I have all these notebooks, in a coin locker down at the Greyhound station.

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