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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fit people walk like this,

and fat people don't walk.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

I think it's because they lack self awareness and personal responsibility, but I'm literate so it was easy for me to understand.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Zahgaegun posted:

I think it's a fat shaming shaming thread actually.

This fat shaming shaming thread is a real shame.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

various cheeses posted:

Being fat is inherently shameful and you know it op.

Like being white.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Being white owns, sorry you suck at character creation.

That's what the fat people say because they don't know any better.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

NomChompsky posted:

i agree. trying to spin it as a positive that is totally benign is ignorant but being cruel to people rarely solves anything.

Slavery worked out pretty well for white people. Still does. Enjoy your iphone, coffee and chocolate.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

NomChompsky posted:

poo poo sorry i didn't know that making fun of fat people created an economic system based on free labor

You made a point that cruelty never solves anything and I merely reminded you that it solves every major problem in your life. Sorry your myopic understanding of the world makes you look dumb when you talk.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Isn't blubbering what they do every day? Make more blubber?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

Youre not going to accomplish anything by sitting here and feeling sorry for yourself while you eat yourself to death.

Good point man. It's nice to see you're coming around.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ain't no one talkin' trash about thick girls up in here.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

SSBBW is one of the most popular types of porn

What's the SS? That's how they name ships so it must be hilarious.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

Super Saiyan

Go on...

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
But for real, yo. Most people don't grow up understanding the basics of nutrition. They don't know that a g of fat is 9 calories and a g of carbs, protein is 4. They can't even do that math. That's an institutional failure that cannot be blamed on an individual but must be held accountable to society at large.

That simply sara chick is loving disgusting though.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

idk this either ty for the wisdom but idk what to do with it I just eat some food but not too much and so I don't get fat

You use math to make you look hot as hell.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's way funnier now though, since we have pictures.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

runupon cracker posted:

yes, nothing says "shitpost" like links to scientific studies

tired echo chamber of invectives towards fat people, otoh, is COMEDY GOLD!

Look at this BA having chump thinking he understands how to read a scientific study he doesn't have access to read.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

runupon cracker posted:

lol I don't have a BA, I'm a programmer

Wow, I gave you too much credit. That's way more stereotypical.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

runupon cracker posted:

lol I don't have a BA, I'm a programmer

I think the most telling part is you actually do have access to read that paper since it's open to the public but you didn't know that because you never did,

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat people, lol.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone post that mad men gif.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

AugmentedVision posted:

what's your endgame with this concern troll OP? Get some people probed or something idk?

Yo, this is page 13. You need to quote to get somebody's attention at this point. That's like posting 101.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Are you fat people trying to redefine the word "obese" again?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sauce handling strategies ITT.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Kashuno posted:

this isn't ylls

That thread with pictures from ylls was hilarious though,

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Fat people are not attractive. That's just a fact. It's a visual sign you have no self control or disciple and who would want to get with that?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Crazyeyes posted:

I am fat and full of shame.

One of the good ones.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Like a light jog for 45 minutes is somewhere in the 300 calorie range. You ain't burning off those cookies. Just don't eat them. Don't eat them because they don't taste that good. You will feel better and gently caress those goddamn cookies, you won't give a poo poo the next time you're rock climbing or whatever.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Don't eat them drat cookies! gently caress them!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

I'm gonna eat the cookie and you can't stop me, dad!

I can't stop you. I can only say I care about you and I wish you wouldn't

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

NomChompsky posted:

Everybody who is with anyone is with them despite of something so it literally doesn't loving matter hahahahaaha jesus christ i cannot believe you guys.

You did not have healthy relationships modeled for you in your childhood.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

NomChompsky posted:

Yeah recognizing that no relationship is perfect means I'm suuuuuuuuuuper hosed up

I didn't say you were hosed up. You did. See what I mean?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

NomChompsky posted:

I still love that people haven't put together the fact that since obese people die earlier their lifetime health expenses turn out to be on average with normally sized people who live longer.

Sounds like you're justifying being a fat piece of poo poo because you die faster.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

Everyone in japan offs themselves too, probably a coincidence

They don't actually. You're still fat though.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Does typing burn calories? Yeah, but not that much.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Put the fork down fatties. It's not hard.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

runupon cracker posted:

Are you serious when you say you hate yourself? If so, why? It's not because you're fat (if anything, being fat is a symptom, not a cause). If you don't know why you're fat, you should figure it out soon. Quite possibly you hate *being* fat, which may sound like a trivial distinction, but it's really not. From your last sentence in that paragraph, it sounds like you have some deeper emotional issues you should work through. If you truly hate *you*, losing weight isn't going to fix it.

If you haven't already, work out your adjusted BMR and start tracking your calories. There are lots of sites out there for tracking, and it's well worth the effort. There's no need to do keto or any other ridiculous diet. 30 lbs in a month is excessive if you're under 250 lbs because there's no question you're losing muscle as well; stick to a 500-1000 cal deficit and you'll get where you want to be in a decent amount of time without losing a ton of muscle.

Don't cut out cider completely, just have it less often. It's important that you're still reasonably happy with your food intake. Is that something you drink every day? Reduce it to a smaller portion, once every few days. Sugary drinks are bad in general but they can be ok if you balance them out.

Keto is pretty good dude. After like week one you're not even hungry and broccoli is awesome so you get to eat a lot of that.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Carmant posted:

Stupid people definitely dont watch shows like that to feel better about themselves/feel angry about someone being fat so I cant imagine any reason why the je.. producer would make poo poo up to please the target audience
I certainly feel better about myself knowing people like you are out there frothing at the mouth when confronted with reality. It's loving hilarious.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That dude eats a shitload of cod. I've seen the numbers.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fat Shat Sings posted:

this is a trick scenario since the Arby's gave you two pounds of diarrhea obviously

I thought the whole point of mentioning eating arbys was to explain the weight loss by diarrhea.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

The Saurus posted:

My wife and I went through a period of using DXM cough pills as an appetite suppressant to lose weight, it was pretty effective.

Just sucks if you aren't in one of the parts of the world that has dxm/guafinesin pills available with no other additives because it's not an option

You and your wife are loving idiots.

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