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contestant lifts up plate cover for hands-on-hips gordon gordon: okay now wosstiss? contestant: this is a brusciutto and thousand year egg pasta. i used a gelatin base for the noodles and added a milk-salt sauce reduction gordon: *pokes dinner with fork, squelching sounds are audibly edited in* looks like a doggy doo doo dog house dinner *scree.wav, clip of contestant licking lips* gordon takes a bite. the camera cuts to several members present over a span of 30 seconds. gordon leans to right and retches dinner. gordon: 10 years in culinary school? more like 0 years in cold and hairy school *clip of contestant licking lips*
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gorgon ramsay: ey, ey. look at me *locks eyes with cook. a gasp escapes him, and he is petrified*
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gordon: c'mere you donut. you want your eggplants frozen? cook: i- umm- *contestant haws and hums for 10 seconds* gordon: TELL ME cook: i am a sous chef of 5 years and gordon: yes or no question, big boy. frozen eggplant? cook: ........no gordon: then dont PUT EM IN THE FREEZAH
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a plastic trashcan is added from season 3 onwards to each kitchen for gordon to kick around. check it out
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narrator: anthony has hell to pay against gordons powers of black magic. and in the red kitchen, not a single entrée has left the pass
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as for the losers, the punishment is NOT something you'd want. since setting hot water gives you such a hard time *jean pierre comes with a cauldron and firewood* you will each be boiled alive
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EngineerSean posted:ey Kikka, Kikka *is a fat guy on the show, is shown napping. loud snoring edited in*
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IM SO TIRED OF LOSING. not only that, i *beep*ing hate being boiled alive
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Sep 13, 2016 17:09
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chaos on the set! an unruly contestant has become physical with chef gordon. gordon: okay big boy. you know manga? you ever read toriko, yeah? *rips open chef shirt with muscles*
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Sep 13, 2016 17:12
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there was one episode where they needed to edit gordon reacting to a pan on fire and it sounded like he had a stroke
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Sep 13, 2016 17:14
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see also: the guy who was too fat for a helicopter ride
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Sep 13, 2016 17:15
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*hooks finger at u* C'MERE
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Sep 13, 2016 17:18
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Wamdoodle posted:*stock fart sound effect plays* watch kitchen nightmares uk. hes still a loudmouth who gets straight to the point, but he doesnt rage and rant. hes also funny as hell and is very happy for people who really do their best and get their poo poo together
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Sep 13, 2016 17:22
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loving michael here weighs 750 pounds, both of his parents are chef boyardee, he's got the word "fry cook" for a mouth and he STILL does better scallops
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HereComesEverybody posted:I would go to Hell's Kitchen because you get unlimited free wine and bread, you get to watch Gordon Ramsay flip out at people, and if you say something like "I'm so hungry I'm about to start eating my napkin!" you might be on television. If you're lucky, you might even get an entree, but that should be considered a bonus. go to complain at the counter to get a funny insult from gordon AND 5 minutes of fame!
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Sep 13, 2016 17:35
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Gordan: what the gently caress is this? *pointing to poultry with lettuce stuffed in eye sockets*
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Sep 13, 2016 17:44
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a bone to pick posted:Sous chef Andi: "Hey losing team, its time for lunch!" today, we will make a fabulous meal for dinner service. we will use *lifts tablecloth* fish testicles, ant eater dicks, and blenders
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blue team. between all of you, choose one member who i will turn into a donkey with my warlock magic, to be served in tomorrows dinner service. now gently caress off to your dorms
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cook: when gordon told us we would be serving the people who protect our country, i was just super glad *cut to john philippe turning an american soldier on a spit*
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also lmao at the musical cues when an ethnic person appears in the show. they put like shamisengs for japs and tubas for german people, p sure i heard an "alllaaaaah" when an arab came in one time
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Sep 13, 2016 22:11
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also note the pots_and_pans.wav they add in to both stereo channels during cooking time to make the scene appear more busy 
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JiveHonky posted:(i think i understand this thread watch this) gordon: the pans are on fire, the kitchen is on fire, the food is on fire, and im on fire. shut it DAHN
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