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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > hells kitchen
 
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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
both of you turn the knob, and the one that opens wins Hell's Kitchen.

*contestant 1 turns the handle, opens the door and wins 4 months of employment as an underpaid line cook at one of Gordon's failing restaurants inside an empty casino*

*contestant 2 turns the handle, opens the door and is sucked into an endless hellscape void of suffering and torture for all of eternity, thanks god for their good fortune*

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