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Theophany posted:i loving hate those sex toy websites that don't deliver my sex toys in discreet packaging. i had a dildo delivered once in a massive dick shaped box that said 'fragile: fake dick inside and your neighbour will be shoving it in his rear end tonight' and my neighbours and mailman never let me live it down. That's how they should send Iphones.
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All I ever got out of Viagra was a headache, but Levitra was much better. It's too bad they took Quaaludes off the market in the early 1980's. I remember how I hosed the daylights out of my then-boyfriend for about 5 hours after taking one of those. He was walking funny for a couple of days, but he left my place with a smile on his face.
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Theophany posted:i loving hate those sex toy websites that don't deliver my sex toys in discreet packaging. i had a dildo delivered once in a massive dick shaped box that said 'fragile: fake dick inside and your neighbour will be shoving it in his rear end tonight' and my neighbours and mailman never let me live it down. lol
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Sep 13, 2016 21:48
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:That's how they should send Iphones. they do if you replace the word 'dick' with cuck and im gay
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Sep 13, 2016 21:56
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Viagra is for meer mortals
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Sep 13, 2016 22:00
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I havr a really big dick and also cant get it all the way up will viagra suck all the blood from my brain and kill me
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Sep 13, 2016 22:27
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In my Imaginarium I feel this is probably what Viagara is like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfFsGMnPZhQ
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Sep 13, 2016 22:31
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Amphetamines' boner-killing power wins out over viagra's boner-inducing power if you take them together.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:36
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recreation of the species line.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:44
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Was at a party once and my brother and another guy put 1/2 a viagra in a drink and served it to me. However, it didn't do anything and foiled their plans to laugh about my relentless boner.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:51
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Was at a party once and my brother and another guy put 1/2 a viagra in a drink and served it to me. However, it didn't do anything and foiled their plans to laugh about my relentless boner. this is rape
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Sep 13, 2016 22:52
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MiracleWhale posted:this is rape It's Assault.. but hey, why be specific?
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Citycop posted:It's Assault.. but hey, why be specific? don't try to minimize this
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Sep 13, 2016 22:59
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I remember some mtv special back in the mid 2000s that was following around some swinger guy in his late teens who looked like charles manson who would bring his clearly uncomfortable girlfriend with him to his swinger parties and he would talk about taking viagra so he could gently caress more girls who werent his gf and how great it was At the end of the show she left him and he didnt care
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Sep 13, 2016 23:01
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autoaim.cfg posted:I've got a prescription. It works really well. Pop a pill and 30 mins later you're rock hard and can fornicate like a beast for hours. Thats cuz you stopped. Took it once and broke my nuts in a night record.
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Sep 13, 2016 23:08
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caligulamprey posted:i work in dry cleaning. It's a pretty even split between anti-depressants and Viagra when it comes to what pills you find in pockets. So sure. You get hard. It wasn't even better for a normal, functioning dick, though. I'm having some job envy rn. Free drugs are best drugs
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Sep 13, 2016 23:09
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Viagra is just as bad as furries IMO. You should only do it sometimes 
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Sep 14, 2016 00:41
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Manticorny posted:I've never personally used Viagra because my dick isn't broken. But I bet it would be pretty funny to take Viagra recreationally! Get on the bus with an enormous hardon that won't go down? Ha! Ha ha! That sounds really funny. And that's just one example! Sure you have some more...? it make my dick huuuuuge
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Sep 14, 2016 00:53
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I just use the dong tea from the Chinese Doctor
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Sep 14, 2016 00:58
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Cialis (Tadafil Citrate) is better. Lasts much longer (25mg seems to affect me for a few days), and acts as a vasodilator, so not only are you sporting about an extra half inch in every direction, you also look buff for a few days, assuming you're not a bumbling fatass. Too much Viagra (Sildenafil Citrate) will give you blue, flashy vision and make it feel like you're having a heart attack.
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Sep 14, 2016 01:45
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you could mix with Prozzäk Nothing much to do but watch the rain Sunday morning all alone again So I ring you up for consolation Hop the underground I'll meet you at the station I've got a little game that we can play I've saved it specially for a rainy day We don't even have to leave my flat The rules are simple you can bet on that Let's play shag tag baby (Run around with nothing on)
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Sep 14, 2016 02:14
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King Possum III posted:All I ever got out of Viagra was a headache, but Levitra was much better. These are the stories they should tell in history class.
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Naerasa posted:These are the stories they should tell in history class. I feel kinda sorry for people who were born too late to have sampled Quaaludes. There's nothing quite like it around these days, so I'm glad I got to experience them before the DEA put them on Schedule I. It takes some of the sting out of not being able to find the things I want these days.
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Sep 14, 2016 06:16
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so if u pop a triple dose of viagra and then dive headfirst into the shallow end of a pool about 30 min later u would prob have (the inability to ever walk again) the gnarliest priapism the world has ever known, like it would be at least 1/3-1/2 the size of ur own leg...only thing is, u wouldnt be able to do gently caress all about ur enlarged throbbing blood engorged macropenis except hope u dont look like a total invalid when the EMTs inevitably laugh and take selfies with it in the background as they cart u off
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Sep 14, 2016 07:09
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Viagra doesn't magically make you hard without any stimulation. All it does is restore your ability to get hard as normal if your dick isn't working like it should. You still need some porn, a naked chick or dude or whatever else turns you on to actually get started. If your dick works like it should to begin with, Viagra doesn't do anything. At best it cuts down your refractory period after you cum. If your dick doesn't work like it should, it's pretty awesome.
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Mariana Horchata posted:so if u pop a triple dose of viagra and then dive headfirst into the shallow end of a pool about 30 min later u would prob have (the inability to ever walk again) the gnarliest priapism the world has ever known, like it would be at least 1/3-1/2 the size of ur own leg...only thing is, u wouldnt be able to do gently caress all about ur enlarged throbbing blood engorged macropenis except hope u dont look like a total invalid when the EMTs inevitably laugh and take selfies with it in the background as they cart u off I wouldn't overdo the Viagra if I was you, even if it gives you a boner half the size of your leg. An over-engorged cock denies blood to the brain.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:56
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Sep 14, 2016 08:01
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Do NOT do it. It can get you gravely ill and might end up ruining your entire life. edit: Oh WOW do I have egg on my face, I read the thread title as "Recreational VAGINA use" hahaha oh boy KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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King Possum III posted:I wouldn't overdo the Viagra if I was you, even if it gives you a boner half the size of your leg. thats what i said! are you loving with me?
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Sep 14, 2016 13:09
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If I ever commit suicide I'm gonna crush up Viagra mix it with cocaine and snort it while jerking it to porn till my heart explodes.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:15
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TOM HANKS posted:If I ever commit suicide I'm gonna crush up Viagra mix it with cocaine and snort it while jerking it to porn till my heart explodes. Good ol' Charlie Sheen.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:19
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if you want to get horny not just get hardons you have to take that pt 141 thing but you need to inject it or some poo poo taking steroids works too
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Sep 14, 2016 14:43
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to get horny I just make people touch my penis. doesn't matter who im like a qunari
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Sep 14, 2016 14:57
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Sounds good but I need a TV commercial with slowmo walks on the beach and meaningful glances and piano music for "Touch my dick"
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Sep 14, 2016 15:05
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Maybe if I took viagra people would stop calling me limp dick. That would be pretty recreational
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Sep 14, 2016 15:12
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this is true fact i live in a southeast asian hellhole where you can buy any medical drug you want over the counter i also drink way too much and suffer from chronic whisky dick viagra is your friend people
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Sep 14, 2016 15:40
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rck hard, go all night long, go again when youre finished wihtou any loss of turgidness
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Sep 14, 2016 15:40
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no joke it is the heavy-drinking man sluts friend and i highly advise you all to track some down and make bad decisions like rawdogging some syphilitic pus-bag you never met untl an hour ago coz you know if they're raw dogging in thailand with you they probably have 23 backpackers worth of cooties
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Mariana Horchata posted:thats what i said! I thought the brain deficiency you wrote about was because of a fractured cranium, sustained on impact with the bottom of the pool. quote:are you loving with me? That was not my intention. If it gave that impression, please accept my apologies.
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