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so if u pop a triple dose of viagra and then dive headfirst into the shallow end of a pool about 30 min later u would prob have (the inability to ever walk again) the gnarliest priapism the world has ever known, like it would be at least 1/3-1/2 the size of ur own leg...only thing is, u wouldnt be able to do gently caress all about ur enlarged throbbing blood engorged macropenis except hope u dont look like a total invalid when the EMTs inevitably laugh and take selfies with it in the background as they cart u off
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King Possum III posted:I wouldn't overdo the Viagra if I was you, even if it gives you a boner half the size of your leg. thats what i said! are you loving with me?
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King Possum III posted:I thought the brain deficiency you wrote about was because of a fractured cranium, sustained on impact with the bottom of the pool. sort of but i meant more like c-spine trauma caused by the dive which can cause a raging priapism in men and if u were in the presence of said man who carelessly happened to pop a heroic dose of viagra pills earlier while chilling by the poolside hoping to get lucky then u would likely be baring witness to something huge happening right before ur eyes.
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