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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I take viagra to expand the blood vessels to allow them to carry more oxygen when I do long distance runs. I've had to change my route as running past schools with a hard on is a big no-no.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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MiracleWhale posted:

doctor please prescribe me a pill that will make me forget that girls that gross

They have it in liquid form and it's called alcohol you silly. Fuckin drink away your problems like a real man.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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i loving hate those sex toy websites that don't deliver my sex toys in discreet packaging. i had a dildo delivered once in a massive dick shaped box that said 'fragile: fake dick inside and your neighbour will be shoving it in his rear end tonight' and my neighbours and mailman never let me live it down.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

That's how they should send Iphones.

they do if you replace the word 'dick' with cuck and im gay

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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TOM HANKS posted:

If I ever commit suicide I'm gonna crush up Viagra mix it with cocaine and snort it while jerking it to porn till my heart explodes.

Good ol' Charlie Sheen.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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cum_dumpster posted:

no joke it is the heavy-drinking man sluts friend and i highly advise you all to track some down and make bad decisions like rawdogging some syphilitic pus-bag you never met untl an hour ago


coz you know if they're raw dogging in thailand with you they probably have 23 backpackers worth of cooties

lol if you dont raw dog your hookers wtf you paying for otherwise

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