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I take viagra to expand the blood vessels to allow them to carry more oxygen when I do long distance runs. I've had to change my route as running past schools with a hard on is a big no-no.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 19:38 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:36 |
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MiracleWhale posted:doctor please prescribe me a pill that will make me forget that girls that gross They have it in liquid form and it's called alcohol you silly. Fuckin drink away your problems like a real man.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 21:12 |
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i loving hate those sex toy websites that don't deliver my sex toys in discreet packaging. i had a dildo delivered once in a massive dick shaped box that said 'fragile: fake dick inside and your neighbour will be shoving it in his rear end tonight' and my neighbours and mailman never let me live it down.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 21:44 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:That's how they should send Iphones. they do if you replace the word 'dick' with cuck and im gay
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 21:56 |
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TOM HANKS posted:If I ever commit suicide I'm gonna crush up Viagra mix it with cocaine and snort it while jerking it to porn till my heart explodes. Good ol' Charlie Sheen.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 14:19 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:36 |
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cum_dumpster posted:no joke it is the heavy-drinking man sluts friend and i highly advise you all to track some down and make bad decisions like rawdogging some syphilitic pus-bag you never met untl an hour ago lol if you dont raw dog your hookers wtf you paying for otherwise
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 18:22 |