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i prefer to solve my problems naturally. if i want to get larger i just go to the unlimited pasta days at olive garden
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shoophobo posted:i too like to abuse drugs not cool enough, take more drugs
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Sep 13, 2016 19:18
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shoophobo posted:my penis fell off and I'm color blind now. if you're still capable of asking, you haven't injected enough
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Sep 13, 2016 19:43
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What is the process for when it's 4am and you've had a hard on since midnight? Do you have to go to the emergency room with a rock hard boner? jack even harder
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Sep 13, 2016 20:09
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doctor please prescribe me a pill that will make me forget that girls that gross
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Sep 13, 2016 20:43
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Theophany posted:i loving hate those sex toy websites that don't deliver my sex toys in discreet packaging. i had a dildo delivered once in a massive dick shaped box that said 'fragile: fake dick inside and your neighbour will be shoving it in his rear end tonight' and my neighbours and mailman never let me live it down. lol
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Sep 13, 2016 21:48
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Was at a party once and my brother and another guy put 1/2 a viagra in a drink and served it to me. However, it didn't do anything and foiled their plans to laugh about my relentless boner. this is rape
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Citycop posted:It's Assault.. but hey, why be specific? don't try to minimize this
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