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All I ever got out of Viagra was a headache, but Levitra was much better. It's too bad they took Quaaludes off the market in the early 1980's. I remember how I hosed the daylights out of my then-boyfriend for about 5 hours after taking one of those. He was walking funny for a couple of days, but he left my place with a smile on his face.
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Naerasa posted:These are the stories they should tell in history class. I feel kinda sorry for people who were born too late to have sampled Quaaludes. There's nothing quite like it around these days, so I'm glad I got to experience them before the DEA put them on Schedule I. It takes some of the sting out of not being able to find the things I want these days.
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Mariana Horchata posted:so if u pop a triple dose of viagra and then dive headfirst into the shallow end of a pool about 30 min later u would prob have (the inability to ever walk again) the gnarliest priapism the world has ever known, like it would be at least 1/3-1/2 the size of ur own leg...only thing is, u wouldnt be able to do gently caress all about ur enlarged throbbing blood engorged macropenis except hope u dont look like a total invalid when the EMTs inevitably laugh and take selfies with it in the background as they cart u off I wouldn't overdo the Viagra if I was you, even if it gives you a boner half the size of your leg. An over-engorged cock denies blood to the brain.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:56
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Mariana Horchata posted:thats what i said! I thought the brain deficiency you wrote about was because of a fractured cranium, sustained on impact with the bottom of the pool. quote:are you loving with me? That was not my intention. If it gave that impression, please accept my apologies.
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Sep 14, 2016 18:10
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Mariana Horchata posted:sort of but i meant more like c-spine trauma caused by the dive which can cause a raging priapism in men If I was there, he'd get lucky because I know a way to make the swelling go down.
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