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Gobbeldygook posted:Michael also told her she was in the Good Place. Everything Michael said before the reveal should be assumed to be a lie. I wanna believe it's true just because Jason successfully guessed they were on a prank show.
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Why lie when the truth will do? Someone should ask Janet about the stoner kid.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 08:48 |
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precision posted:Janet reminds me of all those cell phone/car insurance commercials with the super helpful woman, which is probably intentional, but I also could have sworn that the literal actress playing Janet was IN some commercial like that and I can't find it and ahhhhh it's driving me sideways. The actress did a bunch of background extra gigs for Funny or Die so you might recognize hr from there.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 20:19 |
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Michael Schur answers questions about the first season and the big twist. A key takeaway for me, the Medium Place is real.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 15:47 |
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howe_sam posted:Michael Schur answers questions about the first season and the big twist. A key takeaway for me, the Medium Place is real. And Michael doesn't "control" Janet.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 17:27 |
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I never thought The Medium Place was a ruse anyway, so it's good to see that Schur confirmed it. It was interesting to see that only Bell and Danson knew from the start about the twist.
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DrVenkman posted:I never thought The Medium Place was a ruse anyway, so it's good to see that Schur confirmed it. It was interesting to see that only Bell and Danson knew from the start about the twist. It makes sense you need time to sell a turn with a smile.
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howe_sam posted:Michael Schur answers questions about the first season and the big twist. A key takeaway for me, the Medium Place is real. Like I said earlier in the thread, the best lies use the truth as a base.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 05:11 |
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my god, that sonnuvabitch is going to have pineapple on all of the pizza. So evil.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 08:05 |
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Then they'll know they're in hell because that is the most boring possible thing they could do
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 08:21 |
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Guessing that the big clue for how pizza will be handled is in that restaurant episode. It won't be the pizza they actually want, but what the "real" versions of Eleanor and Jason want. For Tahani and Chidi, it'll be what they're supposed to like based on their ideas of themselves (probably something pretentious and super "ethical" like soy cheese) even though what they would actually like is a meat lover's. And everyone around them will have the pizzas that the main four will be craving.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 09:46 |
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Yeah hopefully it's something like that and not like "it's all pineapple"
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 11:23 |
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Spatula City posted:my god, that sonnuvabitch is going to have pineapple on all of the pizza. So evil. Given Michael Schur's opinions on hot fruit, it has to be this.
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# ? Mar 7, 2017 13:29 |
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Pineapple with Canadian bacon or pepperoni is a party in your mouth, to which all the pizza ingredients are invited. I think the idea of fruit on a pizza (besides the tomato, and sometimes olives, eggplants and bell peppers ) is more disturbing to some people than the execution. Now, anchovies, on the other hand... eating bones and brains and poo poo is a Bad Place thing for sure.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 06:13 |
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I like pineapple, I like pizza. But pineapple on pizza is an unholy abomination that must be cleansed from the earth.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 15:29 |
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All of this happened before, all of this will happen again.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:46 |
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See, the most incredibly tedious fate.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:50 |
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hangedman1984 posted:I like pineapple, I like pizza. But pineapple on pizza is an unholy abomination that must be cleansed from the earth. I quite like pineapple on pizza, and think it's sweet flavor helps balance out the taste of spicier stuff especially well.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:02 |
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the proles debate pizza like this: "TOPPINGS TOPPINGS TOPPINGS!" the bourgeoisie debate pizza like this: "I say, your crust is wrong!"
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:10 |
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Hawaiian pizza is a gift from our northern friends and I won't let this great Canadian invention be slandered any longer.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 22:41 |
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drat, Michael is brilliant at this. The subtle torture isn't fruit on Pizza at all. It's the tedious, neverending debates that will result. Season 3: Hot Dog & Sandwich shops, lining up constant arguments about condiments, and if the categorization is redundant. Season 4: In the greatest longterm troll NBC has ever attempted, every food/drinking establishment is named The Local. TVIV implodes as we all realize that we were in the bad place all along.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:01 |
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Paracaidas posted:drat, Michael is brilliant at this.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:08 |
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Across from a lawyer's office whose motto is "I Acquit!" Edit: Eyyyyy
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:09 |
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Wow, this bad place is something awful.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:10 |
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Pineapple is ok on pizza but is has to be paired with something particularly salty or spicy because most pizza sauce is sweet af. Also a lot of people hate it because 95% of places that offer pineapple use syrupy canned pineapple and don't bother to grill or roast it
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:10 |
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holy poo poo Edit: in the medium place you have the Internet but accessing pornhub instead directs reams of pineapple-pizza and dress-colour discussion to your late 80's one-page-an-hour laser printer Chubby Henparty fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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pwn posted:i acquit - Mike Ehrmantrout
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I feel like there's been this massive backlash against pineapple on pizza lately. My entire life Hawaiian Pizza has been a mainstay, 'normal' pizza. Probably second most common after pepperoni. How did the backlash start?
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theflyingexecutive posted:Pineapple is ok on pizza but is has to be paired with something particularly salty or spicy because most pizza sauce is sweet af. Also a lot of people hate it because 95% of places that offer pineapple use syrupy canned pineapple and don't bother to grill or roast it Yep. This guy right here knows what he's talking about. Eela6 posted:I feel like there's been this massive backlash against pineapple on pizza lately. My entire life Hawaiian Pizza has been a mainstay, 'normal' pizza. Probably second most common after pepperoni. How did the backlash start? We began to tolerate other, wrong, people as a culture, and now it's crazy out of hand.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:48 |
Next series Michael will randomly say things using Walter White's voice.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:05 |
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Snooze Cruise posted:the proles debate pizza like this: "TOPPINGS TOPPINGS TOPPINGS!" What if I think both are equally important? It's the main challenge of finding a good pizza place. One will have a good selection and distribution of toppings, but the bread's sub-par. Another will have great bread, but their Capricciosa has a total of three whole olives and is 90% mushroom.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:12 |
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Eela6 posted:I feel like there's been this massive backlash against pineapple on pizza lately. My entire life Hawaiian Pizza has been a mainstay, 'normal' pizza. Probably second most common after pepperoni. How did the backlash start? You discovered normal people
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:18 |
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For a long time, "normal" people thought that pinapple on pizza was some rare abomination that no one really, actually like outside of some weird hosed up freaks. But because of social media, they have realized that those people do exist and are serious about the qualities of pineapple on pizza. Horrified, the "normal" people are spurred to vocalize their disgust as their way of life is threatened.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:22 |
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If you've never had a pizza with jalapenos, pineapple and pepperoni you are seriously missing out.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:30 |
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pwn posted:i acquit Google's giving me nothing here...
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 03:47 |
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Hell is boring people endlessly arguing about their arbitrary and meaningless culinary preferences, forever. You try and get away from the pizza shop where people are bickering about pineapple and you wind up at the sandwich store where the insufferable debate of whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich is further compounded by a particularly fat and unlikable dork bloviating about exactly what hot dog toppings are acceptable. With a knowing smile, Michael recommends ketchup as he walks by.
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Eela6 posted:I feel like there's been this massive backlash against pineapple on pizza lately. My entire life Hawaiian Pizza has been a mainstay, 'normal' pizza. Probably second most common after pepperoni. How did the backlash start? Hawaiian pizza has ALWAYS been divisive, I don't know what planet you're living on. but I'm sure it's deeper than "ONLY HAWAIIAN". Unless it's all pizzas, and you can't get a simple cheese pizza. So you order a sausage/olive, and you get a sausage/olive/pineapple. You order a margherita pizza, you get one that also has pineapple. You order a pizza with pesto sauce, and there's the pineapple. It's in the strombolis. The calzones. THE PIZZA BAGELS.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:09 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:Google's giving me nothing here... I went to find the thread but Archives are down I guess and that sucks.
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 04:42 |
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Guy Mann posted:Hell is boring people endlessly arguing about their arbitrary and meaningless culinary preferences, forever. You try and get away from the pizza shop where people are bickering about pineapple and you wind up at the sandwich store where the insufferable debate of whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich is further compounded by a particularly fat and unlikable dork bloviating about exactly what hot dog toppings are acceptable. With a knowing smile, Michael recommends ketchup as he walks by. Well, yes, Michael is from The Bad Place, you've been paying attention.
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pwn posted:The Office, S05E20, "New Boss," Michael quits at the end, telling David, "I quit" but slightly awkwardly so it came out like "I uh quit" and it took many pages of debate here to determine if he'd quit his job or acquitted himself. Nevermind how the latter made no sense, contextually, and the former made perfect sense In the bad place everyone has to watch TV with goons
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