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My sister pointed out that it must take each orc literally hours to get dressed every morning because each individual item of armor, skin, bone, and leather is individually fastened.
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what do you do in the game anyway? run around a dungeon and rescue a princess or some stupid poo poo?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:42
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reallivedinosaur posted:what do you do in the game anyway? run around a dungeon and rescue a princess or some stupid poo poo? No, it's like command and conquer. It's an RTS.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:43
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reallivedinosaur posted:what do you do in the game anyway? run around a dungeon and rescue a princess or some stupid poo poo? You run around in a dungeon but never rescue a princess or accomplish anything.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:44
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Applewhite posted:Also, why are all the female orcs skinny supermodels with tiny teeth? I mean, I know why, because fanservice, but come on. I love fanservice and I hated this because it looks like crap. It's lazy. Lazy and lovely. This whole movie is a disgrace. lol
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Sep 14, 2016 03:45
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Applewhite posted:$20.00 or something. That reminds me - I wanna bone the orc halfbreed, bitch was hot as Foooook
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they should have made the warcraft movie about that one time that i bugged out the orgrimmar battlemaster and he spent hours killing everyone who went up to queue for alterac valley
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Sep 14, 2016 03:46
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Applewhite posted:You run around in a dungeon but never rescue a princess or accomplish anything. Can you get sweet headshots like I did for the 4 hours I played skyrim?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:46
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I spent $20.00 on the Warcraft movie and immediately regretted it because some of the female characters are too hot.
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Gamer With Dignity posted:I spent $20.00 on the Warcraft movie and immediately regretted it because some of the female characters are too hot. Have you ever seen a blue orc because those ones are the sexiest :-D
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personable decorum posted:Have you ever seen a blue orc because those ones are the sexiest :-D At least give a trigger warning next time you post insanely misogynistic bull's crap like this. Better yet don't post.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:53
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Gamer With Dignity posted:At least give a trigger warning next time you post insanely misogynistic bull's crap like this. Better yet don't post. Being todd harris irl is not a sex offense. JFC>
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Sep 14, 2016 03:53
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Gamer With Dignity posted:I spent $20.00 on the Warcraft movie and immediately regretted it because some of the female characters are too hot. They weren't even hot, that's the sad thing. They were just supposed to be hot because, like everything else in the movie, they were bland focus group trash. And anyway, the female orcs were the least of my problems with the film. The terrible dialogue, sloppy editing and in your face CGI nonsense easily ruined the film long before a bunch of boardroom cowards handed over the character designs to a bunch of emotionally stunted permavirgins who are scared to show a woman with a little meat on her bones.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:01
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Applewhite posted:They weren't even hot, that's the sad thing. They were just supposed to be hot because, like everything else in the movie, they were bland focus group trash. Hey rear end in a top hat! I funded this film and you will respect me!
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Sep 14, 2016 04:11
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I feel bad for the director because his first movie was good and then he makes this and his wife gets cancer and then his dad died of cancer. Also, suicide squad was way way worse.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:12
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Don Tacorleone posted:Hey rear end in a top hat! I funded this film and you will respect me! like... on kickstarter?
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dick wizard posted:I feel bad for the director because his first movie was good and then he makes this and his wife gets cancer and then his dad died of cancer. Also, suicide squad was way way worse. I still haven't seen suicide squad, but I believe you.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:14
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Applewhite posted:$20.00 or something. This is why we can't have good movies anymore. Everyone wants to play it safe by watering movies down instead of trying to go all out.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:16
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The entire movie was like a long Blizzard cutscene on fast-forward mode.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:18
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Applewhite posted:like... on kickstarter? No by playing World of Warcraft for a few months back in 2006 For real though orc hottie protagonist was a qt, maybe I should buy the movie
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Sep 14, 2016 04:23
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:The entire movie was like a long Blizzard cutscene on fast-forward mode. You know I used to think Blizzard cutscenes were really hot poo poo back when I was fourteen, and watching modern cutscenes makes me think "man, Blizzard has really gone downhill" but actually I bet that Blizzard has actually always been bad.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:25
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Idgi can't everyone complaining about all of these horrible nonsensical plotless cg crapfests just turn off the TV and read books instead?
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Don Tacorleone posted:No by playing World of Warcraft for a few months back in 2006 She was a cutie and the only one to get a pass from me because she's half human so she at least has an excuse for being petit.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:26
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If the orc women looked a bit more buff like actual warriors, the fan service difference between the sexes might not be as blatantly obvious.
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Doctor J Off posted:Idgi can't everyone complaining about all of these horrible nonsensical plotless cg crapfests just turn off the TV and read books instead? All the books I read are about wizards and once you get through the like, four good books there are about wizards, you start to lose motivation.
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Wicker Man posted:If the orc women looked a bit more buff like actual warriors, the fan service difference between the sexes might not be as blatantly obvious. Thank you. Exactly.
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Applewhite posted:All the books I read are about wizards and once you get through the like, four good books there are about wizards, you start to lose motivation. There are also a lot of books about spacemen and aliens and space travel, can't discount those
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Sep 14, 2016 04:33
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Doctor J Off posted:There are also a lot of books about spacemen and aliens and space travel, can't discount those That's true and I'm working my way through them. I just started Altered Carbon.
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Applewhite posted:You know I used to think Blizzard cutscenes were really hot poo poo back when I was fourteen, and watching modern cutscenes makes me think "man, Blizzard has really gone downhill" but actually I bet that Blizzard has actually always been bad. dont let the lovely movie erase history for you, don't pretend watching that orcs hand fall into a puddle next to a humans hand wasn't the coolest loving poo poo ever the morning you bought and installed wc3 in 2002 or w/e
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Sep 14, 2016 04:40
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Applewhite posted:That's true and I'm working my way through them. I just started Altered Carbon. That one sounds really cool, I'll have to give it a look after I finish The Dispossessed.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:44
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"i cant believe im buying this terrible movie" i said to the cashier as they scanned the $90 blu-ray special edition copy of Warcraft that i was buying
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Sep 14, 2016 04:46
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So you didn't watch Batman Vs Superman?
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Fojar38 posted:"i cant believe im buying this terrible movie" i said to the cashier as they scanned the $90 blu-ray special edition copy of Warcraft that i was buying I'd heard from non goons that it was good or I wouldn't have bought it.
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Don Tacorleone posted:So you didn't watch Batman Vs Superman? Nor do I intend to.
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Applewhite posted:I'd heard from non goons that it was good or I wouldn't have bought it. You asked non goons for advice about the gooniest thing in the world? Honestly, I thought you would know better.
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Sep 14, 2016 04:56
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Dartgorf Vobsmudge (yes that is his real name) was my favorite character.
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Sep 14, 2016 05:00
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Independence Day 2 was pretty cool. I paid to see stuff go boom and stuff went boom.
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Isn't Ragnar lothbriok aka my uncle Todd in this movie
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uggggh this movie was the worst the first 5 minutes literally feature a loving miscarriage like it's the ctrl alt del of lovely video game movies in the first 5 minutes. orc rasputen revives the baby with necro magic he stole from some nearby deer who for some reason didn't run hours before the huge army of orcs loudly stormed through a hosed up ultra space gate what the gently caress was this movie why in gods loving name is the "protagonist" a mage that looks and acts very very on the spectrum god fuckgng dammit ill enver get that time back this was like chappie all over again
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a cyberpunk goose posted:uggggh this movie was the worst woah woah woah slow your roll rich evans
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