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It's hard to believe that a goon would spend money on a movie.
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the story is the blandest poo poo IMAGINABLE wizard "The dude", who is 1 of 3 plot lines and has contributed nothing meaningful, turns out to be a corrupted warlock or something and was in on the cnospiracy that let the vaguely defined human magic bureaucracy open the gate or something gently caress
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Sep 14, 2016 05:33
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Should have done a Starcraft movie instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbeoSPqRs4
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Sep 14, 2016 05:34
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wHo the gently caress "Buys" movies anymore. ?
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Sep 14, 2016 05:56
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i liked it op, but it was sub par
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Sep 14, 2016 06:07
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I "purchased this movie through legal means" and I will watch it eventually. When I'm like super bored I guess? Though you are making it seem like it will be even worse than doing nothing Maybe I should just jerk off for two hours instead
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Sep 14, 2016 06:09
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Away all Goats posted:Should have done a Starcraft movie instead This would have been the superior choice, and the story of the first two games could be massaged into something that is not retarded poo poo for idiots, which is a fool's errand for any iteration of Warcraft.
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Sep 14, 2016 06:59
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Eh it was fine. Nothing special.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:27
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i like at the beginning where the orc couple are laying down together and the male is an 800 lbs rhinoceros man and his wife is normal human sized thats some crazy sexual dimorphism for a mammalian species also how come it starts by saying orcs and humans have always been at war when they clearly haven't been its only been like what maybe 20 years in story time between game 1 and wow?
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Sep 14, 2016 07:36
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Bimmi posted:This would have been the superior choice, and the story of the first two games could be massaged into something that is not retarded poo poo for idiots, which is a fool's errand for any iteration of Warcraft. They could just do the story up to the end of Brood War where Kerrigan tricks and beats everyone and rules the galaxy until SC2 took away her corruption or whatever. god, gently caress SC2 edit: ending at tassadar's sacrifice would be good too
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Sep 14, 2016 07:39
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Lost Vikings is the only Blizzard franchise worth a movie.
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Sep 14, 2016 07:44
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Away all Goats posted:They could just do the story up to the end of Brood War where Kerrigan tricks and beats everyone and rules the galaxy until SC2 took away her corruption or whatever. god, gently caress SC2 The DBZ fight of game 1 of the 3 games you buy to make 1 whole game between Kerrigan and Zeratul guy pretty much acted as the nail in the coffin for me liking it. Also I felt like they really dropped the ball not making that Matt guy the Magistrate. Pet peeve, but ehhh... 
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Sep 14, 2016 07:47
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Bert Roberge posted:Lost Vikings is the only Blizzard franchise worth a movie. you mean Blackthorne
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Sep 14, 2016 08:09
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I skipped page 2 and 3. Op why are you buying movies? There's redbox Netflix and prime and Hulu and whatever. Even if you still decide you must purchase a movie to see it, why are you purchasing movies you do not already know you like through prior viewings? You deserve your dump mmorpg movie op. You're dumb like it's dumb.
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Sep 14, 2016 08:12
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lotta talking about hot orcs but not a lotta posting hot ocks.........
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Sep 14, 2016 08:17
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Uncle Wemus posted:you mean Blackthorne lorenzo lamas shooting orcs with a shotgun, hell yeah
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Sep 14, 2016 08:18
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Sonofsilversign posted:lotta talking about hot orcs but not a lotta posting hot ocks.........  would
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Sep 14, 2016 08:26
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Uncle Wemus posted:you mean Blackthorne drat there'd be a 10 minute montage of him shooting monsters behind him with a shotgun without looking.
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Sep 14, 2016 08:31
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SirSamVimes posted:
meh i prefer my orc ladies with lurid green skin (not racist)
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Sep 14, 2016 08:35
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Sonofsilversign posted:meh i prefer my orc ladies with lurid green skin (not racist) They turn green after they're tainted with evil magic. Honestly the orc stuff in the movie was pretty good, it's just every time the humans are on screen it gets significantly more boring. I really enjoyed the CG of the orcs, and I feel like they were pretty well acted too.
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Sep 14, 2016 08:37
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Moon was such a cool movie, such a surprise when I saw it randomly in theatre. I hate it when they get really cool talents and plant them in front of lovely boring properties like this. James Gunn wasted on guardians and this is just as egregious
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Sep 14, 2016 08:38
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Fonzarelli posted:Moon was such a cool movie, such a surprise when I saw it randomly in theatre. I hate it when they get really cool talents and plant them in front of lovely boring properties like this. James Gunn wasted on guardians and this is just as egregious Source Code was real good too. Between Moon and Source Code, I had genuine hopes that Warcraft would turn out good too.
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Sep 14, 2016 08:39
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SirSamVimes posted:They turn green after they're tainted with evil magic. now were getting somewhere want ridley scott to direct a morally grey super violent starcraft movie for exclusive release in korea
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Sep 14, 2016 08:40
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watching now and hoo boy this is an abortion
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Sep 14, 2016 09:46
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Mange Mite posted:you better get used to it because the chiense loved it and that's where the real money is nowadays A thing that I have heard was that Important Party People invested money in the production, so large swaths of the People's Republic were given time off and encouraged to attend a showing.
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Sep 14, 2016 09:49
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Ork of Fiction posted:A thing that I have heard was that Important Party People invested money in the production, so large swaths of the People's Republic were given time off and encouraged to attend a showing. invested in this video game orc movie? is this real life
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Sep 14, 2016 09:55
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Applewhite posted:It's just the worst. I regret buying it. I was going to make a Gods of Egypt joke, then I realized I legitimately rather re-watch Gods of Egypt than watch Warcraft. It's shorter and it's so terrible it's hilarious. I've heard the Disappointments Room is the shittiest movie of the year from numerous sources, though Fonzarelli posted:Moon was such a cool movie, such a surprise when I saw it randomly in theatre. I hate it when they get really cool talents and plant them in front of lovely boring properties like this. James Gunn wasted on guardians and this is just as egregious Moon was awesome, and more people need to see it. And Gunn was not wasted on Guardians. Gunn injected his style into what would have been a very by the numbers Marvel movie and made a pretty fun one. I for one am happy to let the guy have some mainstream success, he's done some solid movies before. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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Sep 14, 2016 10:10
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Sonofsilversign posted:invested in this video game orc movie? is this real life Here's a thing I found
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Sep 14, 2016 10:19
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huh thats actually really interesting thanks so if this was tailor made for the chinese market theres gonna be alot more movies like this in the few remaining years of our civilization bad news that it sucks i guess
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Sep 14, 2016 10:31
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me chinee me play joke fund bad movie till you choke!
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Sep 14, 2016 11:21
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OP, please see CineD to learn why bad movies are actually good.
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Sep 14, 2016 11:23
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basement jihadist posted:me chinee
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Sep 14, 2016 13:29
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Are there at least some half orc/elf whatever hotties in this movie? Then I would get it.
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Sep 14, 2016 13:32
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starcraft woulda been way cooler just make it the spiritual sequel to Starship Troopers mechs and tanks fighting bugmonsters and the protoss could be somewhere in the background being all profound and poo poo maybe some sort of plot and a charismatic protag bam, done
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Sep 14, 2016 13:59
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Vargs posted:they should have made the warcraft movie about that one time that i bugged out the orgrimmar battlemaster and he spent hours killing everyone who went up to queue for alterac valley I would watch this. Sounds better than the movie that did indeed suck.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:06
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can we get some orc porn in here
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Sep 14, 2016 14:07
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Zzulu posted:starcraft woulda been way cooler Starcraft already had a movie narrative built in too with the kerrigan/ raynor thing. gently caress, why do I know this?
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Sep 14, 2016 14:07
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Zzulu posted:can we get some orc porn in here jeez man at least i tried to be subtle about it
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Sep 14, 2016 14:13
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why do the chinese like bad movies?
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Every movie I've seen with Jesse Eisenberg this year has been complete poo poo.
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