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uggggh this movie was the worst the first 5 minutes literally feature a loving miscarriage like it's the ctrl alt del of lovely video game movies in the first 5 minutes. orc rasputen revives the baby with necro magic he stole from some nearby deer who for some reason didn't run hours before the huge army of orcs loudly stormed through a hosed up ultra space gate what the gently caress was this movie why in gods loving name is the "protagonist" a mage that looks and acts very very on the spectrum god fuckgng dammit ill enver get that time back this was like chappie all over again
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the story is the blandest poo poo IMAGINABLE wizard "The dude", who is 1 of 3 plot lines and has contributed nothing meaningful, turns out to be a corrupted warlock or something and was in on the cnospiracy that let the vaguely defined human magic bureaucracy open the gate or something gently caress
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