The thred in which I retake my rightful crown

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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The new king of gbs got his thread gassed and I can post again so imma taking this poo poo back. Hail to the king baby. The king is gay long live the king.

https://youtu.be/-G9U1QY4UDs

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:16

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# ? May 2, 2024 18:24

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

maybe just close this thread right now OP

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:18

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

im the poo poo king

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:20

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Doc Friday posted:

im the poo poo king

Grats

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:20

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

if we crowned our king based on girth Fathilus would definitely be our King. but it isn't based on girth, so he isn't.

we actually have no king as we are an autonomous collective.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:22

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Kuato posted:

if we crowned our king based on girth Fathilus would definitely be our King. but it isn't based on girth, so he isn't.

we actually have no king as we are an autonomous collective.

This is treason fyi

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:24

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

if we crowned our king based on girth Fathilus would definitely be our King. but it isn't based on girth, so he isn't.

we actually have no king as we are an autonomous collective.

gently caress you oval office

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:24

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Don Tacorleone posted:

gently caress you oval office

not sure how you became president of my fan club but this sounds like i'll end up like Selena with this kind of fan club president

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:25

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

op has a crown of deez nutz

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:28

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

Nathilus posted:

Grats

Thanks man.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:29

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

*Doffs hooded cloak and peasant clothes* actually your true king has been walking amongst you all along.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:30

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

this thread has ok reg dates except for two fuckos

e: 3 now

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:30

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

only he who does not want the crown is worthy of it. OP and Jerry Mumphrey disqualified themselves by openly lobbying for it IMO

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:31

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

jackyl posted:

this thread has ok reg dates except for two fuckos

e: 3 now

I'm the king of the fuckos!

# ? Sep 14, 2016 04:57

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Applewhite posted:

*Doffs hooded cloak and peasant clothes* actually your true king has been walking amongst you all along.

Arrest this man while I flee with all the gold.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 05:43

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

Applewhite posted:

*Doffs hooded cloak and peasant clothes* actually your true king has been walking amongst you all along.

Long live the King!!! *virally mutates the earth and becomes God*

# ? Sep 14, 2016 05:45

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i was gonna hat on ur reg date but 02 is legit

# ? Sep 14, 2016 05:46

Takane: Aug 24, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

The Krust is the true king.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 06:25

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

The new king of gbs got his thread gassed and I can post again so imma taking this poo poo back. Hail to the king baby. The king is gay long live the king.

https://youtu.be/-G9U1QY4UDs

# ? Sep 14, 2016 06:46

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i was gonna hat on ur reg date but 02 is legit

and also thanks bro. Your avvy is also legit.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 07:53

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

They still give Fat-Thilus the paper crown when he goes to Burger King because his chubbiness gives him an aura of childlike innocence and it tickles them so. :allears:

# ? Sep 14, 2016 09:05

Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

There is no king but Drad_Bert.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:02

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

im gay

# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:03

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

fart

# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:50

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Not my king

# ? Sep 14, 2016 12:44

Junior Jr.: Oct 4, 2014; by sebmojo; Buglord

oh thank god.

I thought the op was just another loving gurf vid again.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:36

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

shut the gently caress up, OP

# ? Sep 14, 2016 13:40

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Not my king

Yeah, I never voted for him.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:20

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Nathilus posted:

and also thanks bro. Your avvy is also legit.

Is his av the wood elf I always had to give that dinky ring in the barrel back to so the trade house dude would cut me a deal on my chitin armor or w/e?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:28

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

I will not bow to any king unless he reveals his birthmark.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:28

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

The king of GBS being a fat furry is somehow fitting.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:32

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

* baits unicorn with innocence *
* traps unicorn *
* has sex with unicorn *

# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:46

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i've heard of being horny, but being impaled in the butt by a unicorn's horn?!?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:52

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Dave_Indeed posted:

* baits unicorn with innocence *
* traps unicorn *
* has sex with unicorn *

See guys? Someone knows whats up. Youd do well to follow his example.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:06

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

CUM IN MY rear end DAD

# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:10

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.