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Egorger Le Chef posted:cats are pretty gay
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I'm gonna give you a hug, friend
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Sep 14, 2016 15:16
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Mozi posted:ops probation is well deserved That probation was ten months in the making. edit: haha they probated everyone in that thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750215
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Sep 14, 2016 15:16
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my cat's gay. No big deal really. get over it.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:18
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I'm petting a cat right now. It's being a real slut about it though and keeps whacking me as I try to post instead of focusing on head rubs.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:24
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i will never understand how anyone could prefer having a cat over a dog. every day when I come home, my dog is there to greet me. when i pull into the driveway, she goes to the door and stares at me through the window. her tail then starts to wag faster and faster as i get closer to the front door. and when i open the door, she greets me as if I've been gone for years. this happens every single day, and is by far the best part of my day.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:30
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I dunno cats are cute and they don't bark or poo poo everywhere and I like them 
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Sep 14, 2016 15:32
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Cats are the best, because they are funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzSvIdBNa5k
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Sep 14, 2016 15:34
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Dogs are drooling, high-maintenance vermin for people in need of affirmation. Cats are minor deities that made urban settlement possible for humans.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:37
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cats are the single greatest threat to north american wildlife. they kill and slaughter without remorse, need, or cause. they must be stopped
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Sep 14, 2016 15:38
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My dog plays Street Fighter.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPuyagq27hs Your move, cats.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:40
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Cats are puking, disease carrying house plants whose' assholes will inevitably rot away and require expensive vet service.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:41
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b-minus1 posted:i will never understand how anyone could prefer having a cat over a dog. my cat does this but instead of wagging his tail he flops on his back, makes little chirruping noises and waves his paws in the air awaiting a belly rub true, the belly rub has roughly a 1 in 5 chance of being a trap but the other 4 times it's really cute
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Sep 14, 2016 15:47
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b-minus1 posted:i will never understand how anyone could prefer having a cat over a dog. Cats do the same thing though, at least until you feed it.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:06
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Mozi posted:cats are the single greatest threat to north american wildlife. they kill and slaughter without remorse, need, or cause. they must be stopped who gives a poo poo about small birds and rodents
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Sep 14, 2016 16:07
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b-minus1 posted:i will never understand how anyone could prefer having a cat over a dog. My cat is always waiting for me and wont leave me alone for like a half hour after I get home. Then it goes back to sleep/loving around with small objects in my house like it was before. The perfect pet. Congrats on torturing your dog though because they legit believe you are gone forever every time you leave.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:08
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Cats also obsessively keep your tables and counters spotlessly free of any clutter.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:10
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My cat got mashed by a car and my dog is still alive. Cats are dumb as gently caress and im kinda glad its dead because it kept scratching my chair even though it had a scratch post. Cats also kill a lot of birds and I like listening to them tweet in the mornings.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:21
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Protip: if you have a pet door for your cat it will piss and poo poo outside and you won't have to keep a box of feces in your home.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ubQxtEukvw
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Sep 14, 2016 16:41
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holey moley, i need some dog lovers to back me up here.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:45
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Dogs are objectively better than cats in every way.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:49
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Cigstomper58 posted:Cats also obsessively keep your tables and counters spotlessly free of any clutter. That is how cats enforce Gravity.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:50
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Applewhite posted:Dogs are objectively better than cats in every way. Interesting, because cats are objectively better than dogs in all aspects including the inconceivable ones.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:54
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Cats are plants with legs. I say this in every cat thread, and I own a cat (and a dog).
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Sep 14, 2016 16:56
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Applewhite posted:Dogs are objectively better than cats in every way. Dogs are for people who cherish love and affection and being appreciated, cats are for people who cherish being snubbed and ignored and secretly hated. Both kinds of pets can be really smart. But a dog will use its smarts to amuse you and make your life easier while cat-intelligence is infernal and used only to make human lives hell and be utterly neurotic. Cats == toy dogs basically
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Sep 14, 2016 17:02
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Cats are like dogs if you remove all the love, affection, and wanting to please abilities. Oh and when I throw a ball at my dog he catches it....the cat just gets hit in the face then hides for a day under the sofa. Utterly pointless animal.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:04
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theres a stray cat in the neighborhood and i feed it and it lets me pet it, it's a good friend. my dog is better though thats my cat experience
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Sep 14, 2016 17:19
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I've seen cats chase their own tails, fetch, play catch, run to greet somebody at a door, come up to strangers on a street, and everything else.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:25
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corn in the bible posted:theres a stray cat in the neighborhood and i feed it and it lets me pet it, it's a good friend. my dog is better though What in the HELL is the deal with your terrible avatar?
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Sep 14, 2016 17:34
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notZaar posted:What in the HELL is the deal with your terrible avatar? Someone had posted that they only played 2000 hours of Final Fantasy 14 last year and I said they should go outside and thus I was OWNED with this avatar
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Sep 14, 2016 17:35
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notZaar posted:What in the HELL is the deal with your terrible avatar? Its a "you play too many videogames" own. But honestly I've seen steam profiles of goons with 80 hours a week on steam games alone so that's fairly tame unless its a release game.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:36
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cheerfullydrab posted:I've seen cats chase their own tails, fetch, play catch, run to greet somebody at a door, come up to strangers on a street, and everything else. They are dogs.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:39
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my friend's dumb cat keeps trying to eat its own tail
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Sep 14, 2016 17:40
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yeah
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Sep 14, 2016 17:44
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 I have a dog and a gremlin cat. They're both super affectionate but the cat is only 4 months old. They both enjoy the morning sun. Also yeah that's what cat nuts look like
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Sep 14, 2016 17:52
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My cat likes to lie down behind my monitor and give occasional tugs on the wire for my mouse, thus loving up my aim and getting me killed. A good cat 
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Sep 14, 2016 17:53
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"dog people" come from all walks of life, while "cat people" are generally overweight, unpleasant, and suffer from some sort of self-diagnosed mental disorder.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:56
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corn in the bible posted:Someone had posted that they only played 2000 hours of Final Fantasy 14 last year and I said they should go outside and thus I was OWNED with this avatar OK so cough up the measly five bucks to erase that eyesore already.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:58
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jonathan posted:
You should kill ur cat before it learns how hideous it is and gets really depressed, and also before it gets any water on it. Oh and while I am telling you what to do, also cut off its balls.
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