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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i don't get why people are trying so hard to normalize sexual deviancy. what's the point of being queer if you can't rub it in other people's faces and make squares uncomfortable

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I really don't think this can be properly discussed unless we know if this friend is hot. I don't think the OP has mentioned whether or not this guy is hot. If he is hot, getting blown by a guy might be a little gay because he could probably find a girl to do it instead. If he's not hot, it's not gay because he might have just been so sexually frustrated he'd give the green light to anyone willing to go down to bone town.

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay

Tuxedo Gin posted:

offer to suck his dick and then after he comes tell him he's gay

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

General Dog posted:

I think you if you value this friendship you shouldn't press the issue

he should press right behind the balls to get the last few drops

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

ProfessorMurder posted:

I really don't think this can be properly discussed unless we know if this friend is hot. I don't think the OP has mentioned whether or not this guy is hot.

6'2" Ginger with a patchy beard and man tits?

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
:ohdear:

Also, it's pretty gay to have another dude go down on you, but who isn't gay nowadays?

Redmanred fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Sep 15, 2016

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Redmanred posted:

:ohdear:

Also, it's pretty gay to have another dude go down on you, but who isn't gay nowadays?

Well, I like women way too much to be gay, but if a chick whipped out a boner after we'd hit it off and made out for a bit or whatever, I'd have to give it my best shot and just smoke that pole like I owed her money. Just seems like the polite thing to do.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

he should press right behind the balls to get the last few drops

when I am fellated by a friend or cutie acquaintance and its blast-off time, I press down right behind the balls and magically no drops come out at all, it is absorbed back into my body and recycled and I get the protein of whole big steak, vitmains, minerals, etc

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gatekeeper posted:

when I am fellated by a friend or cutie acquaintance and its blast-off time, I press down right behind the balls and magically no drops come out at all, it is absorbed back into my body and recycled and I get the protein of whole big steak, vitmains, minerals, etc

Greedy.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
sex is greedy
And grody

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
the thing about it is that your buddy can always just disappear and wind up as a drifter in some tiny midwestern town, reinvent himself and go on some adventures and only a few people might suspect he's actually gay

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Ya know. A lot of gay guys hit on me. I used to get really uncomfortable, but I've noticed that women get kinda turned on by it. So now I'm a cock tease to get women to put out.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
The gay hierarchy goes like this (from most gay to least)

Hardcore makeout (most gay)
Recieving buttsex
Giving head
Giving buttsex
Getting head

Mutual JO is debatable

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
my brain works in such a way that it interprets "receiving buttsex" and "giving buttsex" as the same thing.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
A friend of mine admitted to me that while getting a BJ in a bathroom at a bar, he was handsing around under the woman's clothes to discover that she had a bigger dick than he had. I asked how he reacted and his response is basically one of the great truths of the world: "A blow job is a blow job. I rode it out of course."

Is that gay? Who gives a poo poo, he got a blowie. Stop trying to force your friend into identity politics and be glad someone is blowing him. Mazel tov!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is what gay marriage has led to, I tried to warn the public but the public wouldn't listen. Now look what's come to fruition, guys blowing guys all willy nilly with no guilt or remorse.

I'm going to make a phone call into the next 700 Club show, that should straighten this whole mess out. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Ashamed, I say.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
EW what even is this thread? Disgust is a trait of psychopaths like Elliot Rogers and privilege isn't a viable bias ever.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value

Instinctual even.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value

whoa

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

A sex act between two men is a gay act, but the internal gayness of either man involved is dependent on whether their enjoyment of the act is tied to the gender of the partner. If the man closes his eyes and imagines a woman than he is simply using the other man's mouth or anus to simulate a woman's and is therefore not demonstrating or increasing his gayness despite the gay act he is partaking in. A distinction must be drawn between psychological homosexuality and homosexuality as it describes a physical act.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Like to broker beaver deals myself hahahaahahahah hoodwinked

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Women are always like "OH YOU WANNA GO CAMPING WITH YOUR GUY FRIENDS SO YOU ALL CAN JUST BANG IN THE WOODS" aka Brokeback Mountain Propaganda

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
tell your buddy to pm me

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Never let a woman tell you not to suck a dick. #woke.

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
~timing is everything~

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

Never let a woman tell you not to suck a dick. #woke.

It's all fear and jealousy...

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Germstore posted:

Never let a woman tell you not to suck a dick. #woke.

can i post this to fb

E: not waiting for a reply

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I release it under creative commons, attribution free for commercial or non commercial use.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
There so so many closeted fags who gently caress other dudes when consider themselves straight that health departments across the world have to come up with special terms to describe these special snowflakes, such as Men who have Sex with Men

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
imagine caring about the gender of a mouth wrapped around your dingus

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Sounds like your buddy works at the Popcorn Factory.

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4:nws:

edited because I forgot the end has something that I guess could be considered porn

Hrist fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 15, 2016

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

he should press right behind the balls to get the last few drops

Jesus Christ, everytime I read one of your posts I either cringe or applaud.

In this case I applauded.

Yeah. I think getting blown by another dude is pretty much the gateway foreplay to the more serious stuff. That said, one of my best friends is gay and said that guys give the best head so... Idk.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

I saw a great example of approach-avoidance conflict on the jail bus, when the guy who'd been in for six months was offered a blow job through the partition by the guy in the gay section. He kept walking up to the gate, then going back to his seat. There's no doubt he would have gone for it if there weren't eight of us watching. Great entertainment.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bedevere posted:

Is that gay? Who gives a poo poo, he got a blowie. Stop trying to force your friend into identity politics and be glad someone is blowing him. Mazel tov!

He was also in jail at the time. Does that change things at all?

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Male on male Jail and sail not gay no fail

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hatebag posted:

Suck his dick.

I think what the OP is saying is that he already did.

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe

Gamer With Dignity posted:

I think what the OP is saying is that he already did.

ew

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
How do you know your buddy didn't make stern, disapproving faces the whole time? Would it be gay if his arms were crossed in an 'enough's enough' manor? Whole thing just seems kinda judgey to me.

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SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
my brain got electrocuted at acting school

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