Buddy in denial about getting blown by another dude

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Bedevere: Jun 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

He was also in jail at the time. Does that change things at all?

Nope. In fact it's more a confirmation of his place in the power hierarchy. He got sucked by a bitch.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:29

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:48

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Let's get loquacious and grammatical and long winded

# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:29

Bedevere: Jun 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

User name and post combo is excellent.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:31

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Hatebag posted:

Suck his dick.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:33

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Bedevere posted:

User name and post combo is excellent.

u are sexcellent

# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:33

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Salty Josh posted:

Jesus Christ, everytime I read one of your posts I either cringe or applaud.

i aim 100% for the former

but like men who are 100% straight sometimes i slip up

# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:53

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

If the person is passing well enough that you don't know until you grab a dick you work that dick because this is the situation you are in now so you do your best.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:55

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

SatansChoice posted:

my brain got electrocuted at acting school

mine gets zapped at Mt Sinai which is not an acting school

although they did teach me a thing or two about acting like an 80s baby awww yussssss

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:00

SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

Gatekeeper posted:

mine gets zapped at Mt Sinai which is not an acting school although they did teach me a thing or two about acting like an 80s baby awww yussssss

haha i too remember when ~shooaaa was cool. then i read a book about being On. it's a scary book. in the end the wizard does come back and does kill everyone and its left open ended... I never really did figure out what happened. maybe the protagonist managed to disperse or despore the evil

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:06

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Hatebag posted:

Suck his dick.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:16

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Buddy in denial about getting blown by another dude

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:18

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

When Godzilla's coming, ya'll be trippin. Giacka, Giacka!

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:19

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

Hey man I never had no acid before man. Geez I hope yer not busy for about a month, hehehe. poo poo I'm gonna die man.

# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:19

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

If I get gangbanged by the whole football team and fart cum for a week, it's not necessarily gay.

Good username/post combo :cheers:

# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:10

SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

Doh

# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:13

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Having a guy suck you off is like loving a fleshlight. Just a hole

# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:43

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

It's not gay if he's dead. Of course, you'd have to do all the work. (And it's not bestiality if it's a dead pig's head.)

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:10

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

farting cum is obv cool

but cumming farts sounds harder and thus more rewarding

Remember how Lance Armstrong injected clean piss through his abdomen with a über-long needle into his bladder so he could piss someone else's piss? is it possible to inject a fart into your prostate so you could blast a load of someone else's gassy gas?

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:33

Cruising Altitude: Sep 15, 2016; by WE B Bourgeois

Gatekeeper posted:

farting cum is obv cool

but cumming farts sounds harder and thus more rewarding

Remember how Lance Armstrong injected clean piss through his abdomen with a über-long needle into his bladder so he could piss someone else's piss? is it possible to inject a fart into your prostate so you could blast a load of someone else's gassy gas?

i am camilla belle and im gonna PUSH� your man

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:35

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Cruising Altitude posted:

i am camilla belle and im gonna PUSH™ your man

I'll do it willingly, no need for psychic bullying

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:40

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Redmanred posted:

Also, it's pretty gay to have another dude go down on you, but who isn't gay nowadays?

Heteronormativity is so 2001

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:47

Cruising Altitude: Sep 15, 2016; by WE B Bourgeois

Gatekeeper posted:

I'll do it willingly, no need for psychic bullying

lol im not psychic bullying you. when you went 0/2 on two different murders you got caught and thats that welcome to somethingawful foram

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:48

Cruising Altitude: Sep 15, 2016; by WE B Bourgeois

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Heteronormativity is so 2001

nontransparent swinging is for roaches that stay roaches enjoi papa

# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:48

White Phosphorus: Sep 12, 2000

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value

Women don't have any sexual value. It was invented by dumb nobles in the middle ages. Women are for breeding only and true love can only exist between men as in ancient Greece.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:10

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

men rule the world, why would you not let a man rule your rear end also

# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:12

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

im gonna do heavy squats and dls and cardio and play bideo games for money with my g00d bud's anita angela and pat

# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:14

personable decorum: Sep 7, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

tyler can come too but i question his dedication to stalking and pr0fessional writing

# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:15

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

White Phosphorus posted:

Women don't have any sexual value. It was invented by dumb nobles in the middle ages. Women are for breeding only and true love can only exist between men as in ancient Greece.

Didn't the ancient Greeks also like young boys? I'm all for man love but boy love is a bit immoral.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:16

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris