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Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
A friend of mine admitted to me that while getting a BJ in a bathroom at a bar, he was handsing around under the woman's clothes to discover that she had a bigger dick than he had. I asked how he reacted and his response is basically one of the great truths of the world: "A blow job is a blow job. I rode it out of course."

Is that gay? Who gives a poo poo, he got a blowie. Stop trying to force your friend into identity politics and be glad someone is blowing him. Mazel tov!

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Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

He was also in jail at the time. Does that change things at all?

Nope. In fact it's more a confirmation of his place in the power hierarchy. He got sucked by a bitch.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
User name and post combo is excellent.

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