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youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay. ^^best quote in the history of these dead gay forums btw
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Alan Smithee posted:Triticum Guzzler is a forums treasure i should have attributed it, sorry TG.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I always see this picture of Doobie's dogs with unmelted cheese slices but my main concern is not the fact that it's not melted but who the gently caress puts cheese slices on a hotdog? nonono see those are the dogs he made for his family that night isn't it cute that he did that? let's just all keep being hella patronizing. ^the gist of an actual noni or sound monkey quote i don't remember
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soundmonkey is basically Ned Beatty in Deliverance. he patronizingly meddled in the life of a backwoods hick and in the end all he got was hosed in the rear end.
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Drunk Nerds posted:People were like, "why don't you build a few other dogs to have photos for your menus and to show people on Kickstarter?" And he honest to god responded about how he was buying in bulk because he was a restaurant, so to buy all the ingredients in bulk would be silly just for a hot dog photo. It honestly never occurred to him to just buy a pack of hot dogs and $5 worth of ingredients at the wal-mart to make a bunch of sample photos. Hence the "ersatz retard hotdogs."
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