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it's coming back as a food truck. and by food truck I mean a dirty microwave attached to a push cart. doobie will microwave a doobie dog and serve it to you on white bread with an unmelted piece of cheese, just $5.99
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pod6isjerks posted:Listen up, ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for five minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles per hour and that gives us a radius of... six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doctor Doobie Dog. Go get him. you know good and well that man hasn't walked 5 feet outside Reform in his entire life. If he tried to do so he'd just find a brick wall, as Reform and Doobie were constructed by Something Awful in a Truman Show-esque effort to laugh at the efforts of a hot dog man until he dies.
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Sep 15, 2016 12:15
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They say that once a year in Reform, when the moon is full and blood red, the lights turn back on in the abandoned shack across from the Subway and the smell of hamburger steak wafts through the town
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Sep 17, 2016 05:24
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I cross my heart and pray to the Doob each time I eat a microwaved hot dog with the cheese barely melted. Go with God, El Dubrino. Roll tide. Cole slaw is cold.
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Sep 19, 2016 11:49
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