Is this teachers dress too tight?

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jackyl posted:

I brought my pencilllllllllll!!!!'

I don't feel tardy

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 00:03

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Having teachers you want to bang is a formative experience like learning how to tie your shoes.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 00:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

dick wizard posted:

I dont feel *tarded. He says 'tarded.

... I don't think so, tim

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 01:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jackyl posted:

lol at this dude yelling "I don't feel tarded"

Hahaha

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 02:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Pure Blaxplotiation posted:

Her dress is fine. Its fine...

It'd look better on my bedroom floor tho.

Sure, You can have the dress.

I'm just interested in the woman.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 02:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 02:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

JiveHonky posted:

Godzilla?

It's the guitar riff from a break after the bridge in Van Allens "Hot 4 Teachers"

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 02:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kuato posted:

Those all seem pretty innocent to me. A Bone To Pick means boner in the sense of mistake, pretty harmless. Alan Smithee is concerned about her health obviously. The bananana means from strictly an anthropological perspective (a sort of academic & nuanced perspective if you will). And Node is talking about pudding, and being concerned about her well being. And earlier I thought it wasn't tight enough, and mentioned something called secks, not to be confused with sex.

My major in college was Anthropology (yes, I'm an idiot), and I can verify that this post is telling the truth.

Blaxplotiation is the only misogynist itt. :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 03:02

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jazzyhattrick posted:

I would do a sex with that nice lady.

Were I not gay, that is.

Indubitably

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 03:07

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