Does anyone here understand Neon Genesis Evangelion?

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Tuxedo Gin posted:

all you need to know

neon genesis evangelion is the touching story of a teenage boy who visits his coworker in the hospital and while she's laying there unconscious he jacks off and cums

isn't she a clone of his mother too or something hosed up like that?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 12:56

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:07

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Muhammad had a nine year old wife, from this scholars have inferred that anime is halaal.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 14:34

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

e: I owned myself.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 16:32

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

indeed

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 16:36

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I only watched through the series once well over a decade ago, but I still know Cruel Angel Thesis phonetically.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 18:41

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

it's basically a show about the psychological brutalization of child soldiers fighting for an apocalypse cult

That makes it sound way cooler than it actually is.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 18:44

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Could an EVA beat a Megazord?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 01:38

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

If children being mentally destroyed by both the horror of piloting giant killing machines and the responsibility of being the only people capable of piloting those machines isn't compelling to you then I don't know man, I just don't know.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 20:01

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Tricky D posted:

Hey guys, I don't really know how to say this but...

...they aren't really robots.

like because they are biological creatures clad in metal- or because it's a cartoon?

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 00:50

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I AM THE TOILET posted:

if you're older than 30 and still watching this poo poo you are a criminal pervert

sorry, but the following animes are exempt from goon scorn:

Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
That Miyazaki one with the cat thing.
That Miyazaki one with the pig dude.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
The first half of Cowboy Bebop

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 01:08

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I AM THE TOILET posted:

trap sprung germstore is an oldie moldie ha ha what're you doing talking to all these children about japanese cartoons man

gotta educate the children

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 01:11

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:07

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

I banged my wife, and then I hosed the mom of everyone who quotes or responds to this post with "same" or "I banged your wife too"

fair trade I suppose

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 02:19

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