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for god's sake why would your solution to literally any problem in existence be "add PHP to this"
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loquacius posted:for god's sake why would your solution to literally any problem in existence be "add PHP to this" it already has regex?
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Sep 16, 2016 21:22
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flakeloaf posted:it already has regex? Lmao
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Sep 16, 2016 22:16
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:for about 10 years our company homepage had java applet that did nothing but play a slideshow because some god damned webdev confused java with javascript webdave
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Sep 16, 2016 22:29
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never forget http://java.metagno.me/
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Sep 16, 2016 22:47
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my new programming language is called coffin
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Sep 16, 2016 22:54
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seriously what are we gunna do about this web problem
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Sep 16, 2016 22:59
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Gazpacho posted:Pretty Hate Processor p. hot penis
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MSPain posted:seriously what are we gunna do about this web problem It's been solved and the solution is called icedcoffeescript
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Sep 17, 2016 02:22
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I'll say it, op, Java sucks
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Sep 17, 2016 02:34
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Citizen Tayne posted:One of the guys at work says that Java gives you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot.
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Sep 17, 2016 05:28
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op - java doesn't suck, but there are literal armies of crud-app developers whose sole job is to copy-paste code, and they love java. I don't even think they know why they love it - prolly cause its the only PL they know well enough to make a living out of. The part of me that knows these denizens exist also wishes that C++ weren't such a cluster that it could be used for server-side development and the barrier for entry would be *that* much higher. Sadly, that's not even where this industry goes: Google *might* have invented golang for the sole purpose of lowering the bar to entry. RoR (not a PL), JavaScript, the list goes on. Hell, I'm pretty sure that Java took hold b/c uni profs were tired of teaching kids how memory management even works. The JVM is some fantastic engineering and there are really good and complicated things built with java (i.e.: lots of Netflix backend), but idk if the same can be said of php (does FB even count as good).
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Sep 17, 2016 05:57
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Gazpacho posted:like is this guy totally stupid or does he just not think about the words coming out of his mouth, how can anyone say that the most anal retentive PL in general use "gives you rope"
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Sep 17, 2016 06:24
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*java anal sex jjoke*
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- bilb - tane - plape - SUCCEDS? PORFIT
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Sep 18, 2016 01:12
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Gazpacho posted:watch this thread next tuesday for live posts from javaone
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Sep 20, 2016 23:48
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like the session i just got out of was on container orchestration and it was all the presenter banging commands into his terminal window without explanation, and then at the end he ran some containerized services on a raspberry pi cluster, well gee that's very clever but it's not what devs do for money
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Sep 20, 2016 23:54
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Gazpacho posted:like the session i just got out of was on container orchestration and it was all the presenter banging commands into his terminal window without explanation, and then at the end he ran some containerized services on a raspberry pi cluster, well gee that's very clever but it's not what devs do for money This is the worst loving poo poo. Again, being clever
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Sep 21, 2016 01:53
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a raspberry pi cluster oh man oh dang
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Sep 21, 2016 01:54
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dont show how to do it on AWS, nobody would ever want to know how to do that for a job do it on a cluster of things you bought at microcenter. all flapping around with USB hubs and poo poo plugged into the wall. Do that instead.
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Sep 21, 2016 02:02
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Gazpacho posted:a raspberry pi cluster lol
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Jonny 290 posted:dont show how to do it on AWS, nobody would ever want to know how to do that for a job
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Sep 21, 2016 02:39
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The theme for this year's javaone was "how java ee 8 will finally make third party java service frameworks obsolete (when it's released)" Also "java in the  " which is funny because I remember Ellison giving a keynote about 7 years ago that started off "lol nobody even knows what the cloud is"
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Sep 21, 2016 02:50
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Gazpacho posted:The theme for this year's javaone was "how java ee 8 will finally make third party java service frameworks obsolete (when it's released)" they still don't
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Sep 21, 2016 03:35
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akadajet posted:they still don't
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Sep 21, 2016 04:20
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I'm saying it. Java sucks.
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Sep 21, 2016 04:25
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final int barf if (something) barf = 1; else barf = 2 OH NO YOU CANT DO THIS YOU'VE ALREADY SET BARF TO SOMETHING java
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Suspicious posted:3 billion devices run java? that's terrifying well i mean, 7 billion people don't even have buffer overflow protection. id take java anyday
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my bitter bi rival posted:[computer guy looking around office] im going to call this programming language i invented.... desk.
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Sep 23, 2016 17:09
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Gazpacho posted:The theme for this year's javaone was "how java ee 8 will finally make third party java service frameworks obsolete (when it's released)" whats java ee 8
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update: basically everyone who attended J1 from my office agrees it was a waste of time, in one case a presenter was scheduled an hour to speak and he let everyone out after half, guess he didn't have any clever hacks to show off ?
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Gazpacho posted:update: basically everyone who attended J1 from my office agrees it was a waste of time, in one case a presenter was scheduled an hour to speak and he let everyone out after half, guess he didn't have any clever hacks to show off ? raspberry pi cluster guy vindicated
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flakeloaf posted:final int barf nuh uh
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Sep 23, 2016 21:36
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javac is still the simcity transportation adviser of compilers
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akadajet posted:they still don't that's because it's vaporware
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Gazpacho posted:javac is still the simcity transportation adviser of compilers i somehow like this analogy despite not getting it at all
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i somehow like this analogy despite not getting it at all
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