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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
had an idea today when I read that China has over twice the population of the United States. Why not let chinese people be quarterbacks? Three times the number of potential elite quarterbacks = three times the number of actual elite quarterbacks.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
China is too busy breeding 7-foot tall genetic freaks with questionable knees to play basketball

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



When I was at Zheijang university in , god, like 20 years ago, there were a ton of these in a row:



So imagine what they could do if they wanted to do football.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
They're not really doing so hot with basketball these days though.

Plus side they seem to generally dominate Asia and managed to qualify for the Olympics. Minus: they were easily the worst team there.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Maybe something like Obamacare, but for QBs?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ChrisWesseling/status/778040408408412160/

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
The problem is there is still a bias in favor of white quarterbacks at many levels so you end up with fewer great QBs in the NFL. That would happen with any position. If people thought white people were better defensive ends, you'd have fewer great defensive ends in the NFL.

So, end racism, problem solved.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

NotWearingPants posted:

The problem is there is still a bias in favor of white quarterbacks at many levels so you end up with fewer great QBs in the NFL. That would happen with any position. If people thought white people were better defensive ends, you'd have fewer great defensive ends in the NFL.

So, end racism, problem solved.

Kaep for Commish

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Should have stopped at Jeff Fisher, point was made.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sometimes I wonder how much somebody like Montana or Elway or Marino would win these day, with modern training techniques(and PEDs).

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Hasn't Weinke been one of the most sought after QB coaching specialists of the last few years with IMG Academy? Seems weird to label him as a negative.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

whiteyfats posted:

Sometimes I wonder how much somebody like Montana or Elway or Marino would win these day, with modern training techniques(and PEDs).

For QBs it's mainly injury recovery as I understand it, and Montana was the only one of those three who missed a lot of time with injuries on a regular basis. Might have helped him a lot and made Young spend more time on the bench?

:iiam:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

BiggerBoat posted:

Why? Does Matt Ryan suck? Or did I rate him too low for you? So far I've been called out on Ryan and Carson Palmer, neither of which invalidates my argument, btw, and their lifetime stats seem to generally bear out my rankings.

If we want to argue the difference between a "B" and an "A", I suppose we could but I'm not sure how it effects the overall point I made, which is that there's not really a "quarterback competency crisis" in the NFL at all.

Carson Palmer and Matt Ryan are both perfectly good, solid NFL QB's, neither of which I think are going to the Hall of Fame or anything

To be fair, QB opinions vary wildly year to year, and given your previous assertion of "taking their whole career into account" I can understand your rankings.

But given present-day ability, your list is broken as gently caress.

Right now, we have:

Great:
Aaron Rogers
Cam Newton
T*m Br*dy
Ben Roethlisberger

Really Good/Above Average
Phillips Rivers
Joe Flacco - I'll give this to you OBERST. But just this loving once.
Carson Palmer - He's earned it. The Cards offense hums when he's under center.
Drew Brees - He's still got some loving HoF Juice, but he's coming back down to earth in his old age.
Russel Wilson - He flashes great, but I think you'll find that he's actually just really good.

Adequate
Tony Romo - He's broken as gently caress and probably done.
Matt Ryan - He's broken and his weaknesses are masked by the offensive scheme. His deep ball is almost completely gone and he has a hard time hitting receivers in stride. The number of passes thrown behind receivers is maddening.
Matt Stafford - He's got a cannon arm and a lot of heart, but he's just not loving above average.
Eli Manning - His Superbowl rings are luck and lucky, and mostly propped up by his defense.
Andrew Luck - He took too many hits, expectations for him should be back down to earth.
Andy Dalton - He has too many bad games to be considered above average.
Ryan Fitzpatrick - He's dependable, but also not great. He'll get the job done. He's the definition of adequate.
Alex Smith - See Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Jay Cutler - He doesn't loving CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE, but I mean, he's got talent.
Kirk Cousins - He's got upside, I guess, but If we had a below average cat, I'd put him there.
Ryan Tannehill - He flashes some ability, but I think ultimately, he's just not able to make W's happen on his own.
Sam Bradford - See fuckin' Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Blake Bortles *
Jameis Winston*
Derek Carr *
Marcus Mariotta*

***That ship has sailed, these guys are adequate QB's. Possible really good inc for Derek.

Too Early to say
Teddy Bridgewater - He's just been hurt too much.

Way Too early to say
Carson Wentz
Brock Osweller
Dak Prescott
Trevor Seiman
Paxton Lynch
Jared Goff
Jimmy Garapolo

Complete poo poo/Hopeless
Case Keenum
Mark Sanchez (is he in the league?)(Yes... yes he is)
Blaine Gabbert
RG3
Shaun Hill

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Sep 22, 2016

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Mariota is actually really good

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Mariota is actually really good

If she slings you to north of 8 wins, I'll agree to that.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
With the shape that is the secondary I do not agree to those terms

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

With the shape that is the secondary I do not agree to those terms

It is your right, as an American, to be a homer. Even if it is to the Titans.

Lets get the Grizzlies moved to the East so TN can get some finals appearances this decade.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Chilichimp posted:


Too Early to say
Teddy Bridgewater - He's just been hurt too much.




you don't know what you're talking about. Teddy missed one start since he got promoted to a full time starter, and was trending very well to a good QB until he tore his ACL this year, Now, of course, he's a huge question mark, but the argument of being hurt too much is factually wrong.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CyberPingu posted:

Kaep for Commish

Unironically this, just so the sock fines go away.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Chilichimp posted:

To be fair, QB opinions vary wildly year to year, and given your previous assertion of "taking their whole career into account" I can understand your rankings.

But given present-day ability, your list is broken as gently caress.

Right now, we have:

Great:
Aaron Rogers
Cam Newton
T*m Br*dy
Ben Roethlisberger

Really Good/Above Average
Phillips Rivers
Joe Flacco - I'll give this to you OBERST. But just this loving once.
Carson Palmer - He's earned it. The Cards offense hums when he's under center.
Drew Brees - He's still got some loving HoF Juice, but he's coming back down to earth in his old age.
Russel Wilson - He flashes great, but I think you'll find that he's actually just really good.

Adequate
Tony Romo - He's broken as gently caress and probably done.
Matt Ryan - He's broken and his weaknesses are masked by the offensive scheme. His deep ball is almost completely gone and he has a hard time hitting receivers in stride. The number of passes thrown behind receivers is maddening.
Matt Stafford - He's got a cannon arm and a lot of heart, but he's just not loving above average.
Eli Manning - His Superbowl rings are luck and lucky, and mostly propped up by his defense.
Andrew Luck - He took too many hits, expectations for him should be back down to earth.
Andy Dalton - He has too many bad games to be considered above average.
Ryan Fitzpatrick - He's dependable, but also not great. He'll get the job done. He's the definition of adequate.
Alex Smith - See Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Jay Cutler - He doesn't loving CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE, but I mean, he's got talent.
Kirk Cousins - He's got upside, I guess, but If we had a below average cat, I'd put him there.
Ryan Tannehill - He flashes some ability, but I think ultimately, he's just not able to make W's happen on his own.
Sam Bradford - See fuckin' Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Blake Bortles *
Jameis Winston*
Derek Carr *
Marcus Mariotta*

***That ship has sailed, these guys are adequate QB's. Possible really good inc for Derek.

Too Early to say
Teddy Bridgewater - He's just been hurt too much.

Way Too early to say
Carson Wentz
Brock Osweller
Dak Prescott
Trevor Seiman
Paxton Lynch
Jared Goff
Jimmy Garapolo

Complete poo poo/Hopeless
Case Keenum
Mark Sanchez (is he in the league?)(Yes... yes he is)
Blaine Gabbert
RG3
Shaun Hill

I think you need another category between adequate and complete poo poo. You could call it "bad" or "crap" and move names down from adequate like Fitzpatrick, Cousins, and Tannehill.

Also, I think you can move Wentz up into the "Really Good/Above Average" category. It's been 2 games!


v I concur

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Sep 22, 2016

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Drew Brees is 2 seasons off breaking the passing record...he should be in great

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Dubious posted:

you don't know what you're talking about. Teddy missed one start since he got promoted to a full time starter, and was trending very well to a good QB until he tore his ACL this year, Now, of course, he's a huge question mark, but the argument of being hurt too much is factually wrong.

I like Teddy and am trying to cut him some slack by saying the jury is still out. Losing his 3rd season sucks rear end, but his stat sheet doesn't show much across his first 2 seasons.

NotWearingPants posted:

I think you need another category between adequate and complete poo poo. You could call it "bad" or "crap" and move names down from adequate like Fitzpatrick, Cousins, and Tannehill.

Also, I think you can move Wentz up into the "Really Good/Above Average" category. It's been 2 games!


v I concur

I love optimism. :what:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CyberPingu posted:

Drew Brees is 2 seasons off breaking the passing record...he should be in great

Yeah, Brees would be dragging almost any other team to the playoffs every season. It's taking one of the worst defenses in history to keep him down.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

CyberPingu posted:

Drew Brees is 2 seasons off breaking the passing record...he should be in great

Drew absolutely is great, and a HoFer, and all that.

I'm just saying he's not CURRENTLY great, he's just real-real good.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I dont understand...how can Rodgers be listed as currently great then. I would say Brees is playing better than he is currently

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Only wins matter apparently when evaluating individual play

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

CyberPingu posted:

I dont understand...how can Rodgers be listed as currently great then. I would say Brees is playing better than he is currently

To be fair, I avoid watching the packers like the loving plague, so I'll admit blindspotitis on his behalf.


Metapod posted:

Only wins matter apparently when evaluating individual play

loving lol, and Rhode Island rejects any plans to grant congressional seats based on population alone!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Chilichimp posted:

Drew absolutely is great, and a HoFer, and all that.

I'm just saying he's not CURRENTLY great, he's just real-real good.

Why is Aaron Rodgers at the top, when he can't get anything done with Nelson/Cobb, while Rivers is passing for 70% and no INTs with basically just Travis Benjamin

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

To be fair, I avoid watching the packers like the loving plague

Man, I hate the Packers as much as the next guy (Clay Mathews killed Harambe), but how can you like football and not watch their games? The best QB in football plays for them. At least watch to see him slowly get CTE until he actually convinces himself his relationship with Olivia Munn is genuine.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chilichimp posted:

To be fair, I avoid watching the packers like the loving plague, so I'll admit blindspotitis on his behalf.


loving lol, and Rhode Island rejects any plans to grant congressional seats based on population alone!

Hmmm it's as if those two things are completely unrelated

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

Man, I hate the Packers as much as the next guy (Clay Mathews killed Harambe), but how can you like football and not watch their games? The best QB in football plays for them. At least watch to see him slowly get CTE until he actually convinces himself his relationship with Olivia Munn is genuine.

fuckin' lol

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Hmmm it's as if those two things are completely unrelated

It's an analogy, Metapod, and it's apt, as was the complaint of Rhode Islands delegation.

Helllllllllooooooooooo advanced statistics.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

What QB Crisis? Ryan Fitzpatrick hype train wooowoooo...



BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I'm just saying no matter how you slot the guys, like I did, that compared to stuff that was going a decade ago (or even two decades) the ratio of good to great to average to suck is about the same. I'd say overall, it's slightly better but I haven't dug that far.

I pulled that list more or less off the top of my head, only going back to check stats for Ryan and Palmer after a few guys called me out. I suppose you could slide Cutler and Tannehill down into "hopeless" by now, but, semantics aside, the ratio of great to decent to poor seem to me about the same as they've always been.

People are quibbling over my ratings instead of looking at my overall point, which is that I disagree with the OP. Mariotta, Wentz, Luck, Bridgewater, Winston, Bortles, Carr (and even Prescott) could all become future stars. There's no crisis at the position.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

BiggerBoat posted:

I'm just saying no matter how you slot the guys, like I did, that compared to stuff that was going a decade ago (or even two decades) the ratio of good to great to average to suck is about the same. I'd say overall, it's slightly better but I haven't dug that far.

I pulled that list more or less off the top of my head, only going back to check stats for Ryan and Palmer after a few guys called me out. I suppose you could slide Cutler and Tannehill down into "hopeless" by now, but, semantics aside, the ratio of great to decent to poor seem to me about the same as they've always been.

People are quibbling over my ratings instead of looking at my overall point, which is that I disagree with the OP. Mariotta, Wentz, Luck, Bridgewater, Winston, Bortles, Carr (and even Prescott) could all become future stars. There's no crisis at the position.

Make hot takes, get hot replies. :colbert:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Pron on VHS posted:

Why is Aaron Rodgers at the top, when he can't get anything done with Nelson/Cobb, while Rivers is passing for 70% and no INTs with basically just Travis Benjamin

I've always been amazed at Rivers' ability to get 100 yard receiving performances out of guys like Eddie Royal, Legedu Naanee, Seyi Ajirotutu, etc

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Dubious posted:

you don't know what you're talking about. Teddy missed one start since he got promoted to a full time starter, and was trending very well to a good QB until he tore his ACL this year, Now, of course, he's a huge question mark, but the argument of being hurt too much is factually wrong.

To be fair maybe instead of hurt too often you can call him hurt too badly right now to make a call. It's possible his career is flat over, although I'm sure he'll get back into shape enough to at least attempt a comeback. And he could be just fine eventually too, but that's a scary enough injury that it's not like "yeah he'll be back next year, just needs to get the rehab in."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

To be fair maybe instead of hurt too often you can call him hurt too badly right now to make a call. It's possible his career is flat over, although I'm sure he'll get back into shape enough to at least attempt a comeback. And he could be just fine eventually too, but that's a scary enough injury that it's not like "yeah he'll be back next year, just needs to get the rehab in."

It would own so hard if Sam Bradford worked out in MIN. Then they could trade Teddy Bridgewater to some QB needy team. Teddy has a lot of potential. I bet he's worth a first. KC could pick him up as heir to Alex Smith.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Acceptable NFL QBs

Tom Brady

poo poo NFL QBs

All the rest.






Thread solved, close and goldmine.

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Chilichimp posted:

Make hot takes, get hot replies. :colbert:

I didn't think my take was all that hot.

Speaking of that though, someone brought up the much higher percentage of black athletes playing quarterback these days and today I heard a talk show host say that, after tonight, when New England starts whatever the gently caress his name is, that there will only be ONE team who's never started a black quarterback.

Can you guess what team it is?

The New York Giants.

Without looking it up, I was going through the teams and trying to recall from memory if this was true. Off the top of my head, I can't remember any black QB starters from the Chargers, the Colts, the Chiefs, the Texans, the Broncos, the Dolphins or the Cardinals.

Some teams took me a while but I'm still stick on the ones I listed. Didn't Warren Moon play for the Chiefs? I think Tony Banks played for the Texans in the expansion year or something but all I remember is David Carr. I'm totally stumped on the other ones but I know I can google it.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Sep 23, 2016

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