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caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
One of my neighbours love vacuuming around 10:30pm every other night. Each time I walked by the hall way to take out the trash I get kind of confused. Until one time they weren't vacuuming and I heard lots of moaning, Japanese porn style, each shallow thrust follows with a short high pitch squeal. I just smirked and left them alone, feeling kind of turned on and embarrassed at the same time.

As I opened my door and being a goon with no shame, I told my wife "HEY HONEY I KNOW WHY THEY VACUUM EVERY NIGHT, COME LISTEN!!". She gave me a "whatever" uninterested look. So yeah, the sound insulation is really bad for everyone's front door and all the neighbors heard me.

Bajaj posted:

It's almost midnight here on the Mainland. That means it's the perfect time to start hammering and installing shelves or whatever the gently caress my neighbors are doing right now.

I had dinner, went to ikea and bought some shelves. Imp dog was with me and we ended up drilling and installing poo poo at night. Yeah it was fun :ohdear:

SORRY EVERYONE FOR BEING A JERK - GUESS HONG KONG IS ALSO PART OF CHINA :china: :ohdear:

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caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
One time there was a young couple screaming outside the door way and having a big argument,

I was just listening in and peeping through the keyhole, I wish I had an internet cam and recorded them. I said, "Hey honey these people are fighting outside, holy smokes, you want to listen in?" The couple felt really awkward and scurried back inside the house. I felt bad and wish I handled it better, like domestic abuse

"Are you ok? If you don't feel safe, do you have anywhere to go?" - That's what I should have said instead of being a lovely nosy gossipy neighbor. I still feel a little guilty to this day :smith:

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Live animals everywhere

And even if when it’s legal to ship them, animals are quite fragile to ship

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

She sounds like she was also brain dead before she got bitten by the snake.

:thunk:

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
gently caress Buddhists releasing animals for the sake of karma.

They should just go vegetarian or vegan

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Pirate Radar posted:

What the gently caress

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Jeoh posted:

HENAAAAAAAAAN

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
I don’t get how after suffering a 50% mortality can the population bounce right back to normal and out populate the rest of China

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Help london is can be easily over crowded by bad fashion tourists screaming.

My hotel lobby too, I’m so embarrassed help

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
There’s a second vaccine contamination scare and this time it’s not rabies. It’s about done children vaccines and everything got censored.

The situation was so bad that Li le Qiang stepped in and people are still rightly angry. Can someone post the details?

Some parents went really dumb and want to import their own vaccine to their kid without the vaccine staying cold

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

simplefish posted:

lol welcome to the tropics

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

LimburgLimbo posted:

Dude if you’re surprised by this, which doesn’t even go inside anywhere or show much, just wait until you hear about the rest of SEA.


Singapore actually has a lot to do because it’s got a ton of tourists and wealthy expats who want to keep themselves occupied.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Autism is 自閉症。

People know it exists but support is minimal

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Imperialist Dog posted:

I think there's only one school in HK that openly accepts kids with autism

There’s a special EFS one for SEN with full support. Other ones do exist but services are hit and miss

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
English vegetable is good

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
When I was at the British museum there were floods of tour buses coming in but interesting enough the everyone had awesome ear buds and the tour guide was doing the tour through a head set. Which is really cool but you still get your country bumpkin nongs from time to time messing things up and the fat American type tourist (rare)

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Cancel his citizenship and deport his rear end

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
On the other end of the spectrum in Hobart, Australia. Someone’s election poster was scribbled with racist graffiti

https://nextshark.com/asian-australian-yongbei-tang-racist-graffiti/amp/

“I am very grateful for the chance to be an Australian citizen, my children have grown up here and I appreciate Australian values,” Tang said last month. “I just want to give back. I am not a member of the Chinese Communist Party. I’m a good Australian citizen.”

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
It’s not racist apoligism because hey, he’s a minority that grew up with lovely racism. Since he thinks the world isn’t fair anyways, everyone should just roll with the punches and not be so overly sensitive!

:barf:

I guess this line of thinking is one way to internalize racism and avoiding the need to deal with it :ohdear:

I really don’t have to deal this kind of garbage as much as before now that I’m living in east Asia. I think that’s one of the few saving graces for me. Whereas I probably be waaay less vocal to call out this BS if I continued to live in Canada

caberham fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Oct 20, 2018

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Be like yo it’s 1911

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Ummmm isn’t that actually kind of trashy and desecrating the flag?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Mehhhh still tacky

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Mmmmm okay.

Try putting wearing clothes like that and go to a soldier’s funeral / citizenship ceremony / putting it on social media.

But don’t stop posting.

Taiwan is still awesome

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Pretty fast turn around!

Alright now do it for a citizenship ceremony.

I wanted to post a picture but the mobile app is not letting me :smith:

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caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Nah man I mean the receiver wearing the bikini :smith:

But man close enough.

Gonna get some bubble tea

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