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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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You can tell that whoever was writing the civlopedia was annoyed though

quote:

A creative and innovative people, China has given the world some of the most important inventions in history, including paper, gunpowder, the compass, and movable type. (This section is mandatory whenever Chinese history is discussed, in case you were wondering. It's a law.)

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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The greeks iirc would take snow and sweeten it with honey and then eat it

"sweet cold thing" is a pretty universal thing to eat

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Also Marco Polo was a really really unreliable author and was frequently full of poo poo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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The Great Autismo! posted:

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-city-hall-chinese-flag-1.3789155

They are now unironically raising Chinese flags in front of Vancouver city hall.

Canada, you should be embarrassed

im both embarassed and livid

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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bookmark this page and come back in 4 years

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Unfortunately this is hardly the first time something like this happened. The Rwandan Genocide was full of accounts of UN peacekeepers either quitting the field/running away, or straight up palling around with the perpetrators

Most UN peacekeepers are sent by poor shitholes for some easy cash

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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sounds like its sorta the same way that the soviets had a bunch of world class artists and musicians

"here are the acceptable means of artistic expression and you'd better get good at these ones and these ones alone"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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actually china is bad and uncool

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Stuff posted:

China lost to Syria 0-1 in World Cup qualifiers.

lol

This summer there was like a torrent of articles about "China's plan to become a global football superpower" too

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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i just remembered that china got owned at this years olympics by the uk and loled

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Jack2142 posted:

Ages of false superiority combined with crippling insecurity and failure on the world stage.

Honestly that sounds like it fits China pretty well.

The UK was actually successful on the world stage for a while though while China's history on the world stage is a neverending conga line of hilarious self-ownage

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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It's because the economy is taking a massive poo poo, hth

specifically a massive poo poo on the sidewalk of the global economy, and the brics are about to step right in it. brazil is wearing sandals, oh no!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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ded posted:

I can't wait for civ6 to come out so I can put China in every game I play of it and crush them into dust before 2000 BC.

in order to get the game release in china firaxis made it so that china has to be in every game and have a plus 5000% bonus to everything, and if they ever look like they're about to lose the game crashes

furthermore the game is locked into very low settings so that it will run at 20 fps on your average chinese computer

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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What is social innovation

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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aatrek chinese refugee status confirmed

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Vegetable posted:

Most of these gifs are staged its the big thing in China

goddamn it even their funny meme gifs are loving fake

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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You are babbling utter rubbish.

Chinese gaokao is not perfect but it is still a way to test students. I went through it ages ago and I enjoyed it. What Chinese education got to do with you?

Your referenced Tiananmen square rioting in 1989 is foreign agent inspired and fostered regime change gone bad with those on "hunger strike" to take orders from their foreign handlers some of whom were also mixed in the group.

Thus the negotiation results always accepted by front line hunger strikers and then rejected by their handlers after consultation. No wonder nothing would be good enough unless Chinese authorities were to clear their desk in an instant which is of course not going to happen. Hence full scale rioting with scores of security guards and public members being killed by those rioters and vehicles and busses were set on fire.

Within minutes of forceful clearance those chief rioters disappeared to a triad run boats and hours later they are all landed in USA with shiny suits and polished shoes to promise to their masters to take China in next fiver years.

When come to think about it you lot anti-China thugs, the foreign agent inspired regime change fanatics are really a bunch of corrupt, mind-numbing and mind-closing working blindly for the payment as burdened by American tax payers.

Colour revolution may bring opportunity for looting, stealing and grabbing but it is nonetheless had its day.

It is miles better to ear your honest living with your useful contribution to the society you live in.

To get a real job cannot be that difficult even in such challenging times.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Vegetable posted:

What the gently caress, how is "Do butterfly wings have colours?" a valid essay question? How do you answer that other than saying just "yes"?

You spit out a nonsensical word salad but try to make it look pretty

This is habit that a lot of Chinese overseas students still have trouble with

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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fish and chips and dip posted:

To the goons who where present in China in late 2012, early 2013, remember how Xi Jinping was lauded as the great reformer? Well he's reforming allright.


http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/14/w...collection&_r=0

So, while the Chinese economy is slowing down, and questions about the efficiency and ability of innovate have been raised Xi dada want's to further tighten control and bureaucratize the lumbering giants that are Chinese state owned companies.

What I'm saying in short is, get your money out of China asap.

But my portfolio! A british banker told me it would be worth 790% more in ten years because When China Rules The World

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Haier posted:

I went to take a leak and sprayed hot diarrhea into my pants without any warning.

Whoa calling out my posting out of nowhere

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Grand Fromage posted:

There was a farmer in China who had grown more cabbages than he needed, so he posted online hey I have extra cabbages, if you're in the neighborhood come get one for free.

The next day people were rolling in with trucks and stealing literally everything on his farm. They took all the cabbages, all the other crops, and were like ransacking his house and poo poo taking anything not nailed down. Huge piles of stuff to go resell. They destroyed his entire life.

sino-canadian-relations.txt

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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If we build enough skyscrapers people will start to believe we're a modern country

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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It's weird that it'd even use Guangzhou as that example because I'm pretty sure that Toronto built more skyscrapers in that time period thanks to the bubble

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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I'm in Toronto which isn't Vancouver when it comes to Chinese new money but Chinese with fancy cars seem far more likely to get towed and impounded for illegal parking which warms the cockles of my heart

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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nerdz posted:

For the goons in education ITT:

Here in Brazil they busted a private school scheme where the school split the students by grade and registered the most smart and promising ones under a separate school registry. So each class in the school was effectively a different school to the education board. The objective was to climb the ranks of highest average score on ENEM (brazil's equivalent of Gaokao) by only keeping the smart students scores and doing away with the stupid ones.

When I saw the news the first thing I thought was "this must have originated from China". Have you guys ever seen something like this?

This is basically how China consistently tops global standardized testing scores except they do it with cities

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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fish and chips and dip posted:

Ah yes, Gordon Chang, he's been predicting that China will collapse "in two years" since 1994, not to say that the Chinese economy is doing great, just that his predictions have more often than not been quite a bit off.

That being said, I still can't believe how many foreigners in China still wholeheartedly and unironically subscribe to the whole "Chinese Centurty" and "Getting it done Chinese style" ideas.

Chang's only real mistake was predicting a sudden collapse and saying it would happen "by year x" which is the exact same mistake as the "Chinese century China to overtake America by 2020" folks made, just on the opposite side of the spectrum

He's been pretty consistently correct in identifying the weakness of Chinese fundamentals but that's led to stagnation rather than an outright collapse

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Nanomashoes posted:

Armchair economist bookstore.

lol like there's any other kind of economist

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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fish and chips and dip posted:

Nationalism and censorship can only take the CCP so far, as money trumps everything here. When people lose money (especially in the real estate market) there will be riots, at first nationalism can divert the rage towards Japan, Korea or the US but only for so long. The interesting thing here is the PLA, several of my wife's friends are married to PLA guys, and they would obviously massively lose out as well during a collapse, and who knows where their allegiance truly lies, to the party or to the money.

It's to the money hth

Patriotic zeal will only carry you so far if you don't have any money to live on

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Can you eat your deep, heartfelt love for the motherland and its glorious 5000 year history

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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value-brand cereal posted:

I'm so tired of Higher discussion. Is there nothing happening in China that is interesting? I'm mean y'all so hyped about his plungscapades I half think y'all wanna hop on his dick.

I could try and find some more "When China Rules The World" articles but I stopped looking a few weeks back and found my blood pressure improved

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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fish and chips and dip posted:

1 - There is not simply one western modernity, instead we are witnessing the birth of multiple modernities
2 - Chinese modernity will be very different from western modernity
3 - We are moving into a world of contested modernity
4 - China will become the largest economy in the world within less than two decades and then proceed to rapidly out-distance that of the United States
5 - China’s impact on the world will not simply be economic; it will also have profound political, cultural and ideological effects
6 - For thousands of years, China was at the centre of the tributary-state system in East Asia, which only came to an end with the arrival of European colonialism at the end of the nineteenth century
7 - As the East Asian economy is rapidly reconfigured around China, we should expect elements of the tributary system to reappear
8 - At its core, China is a civilization-state rather than a nation-state, a fact which will become steadily more apparent
9 - The Chinese state is very different from the western state: it has existed for over two thousand years, for over a millennium it has had no competitors (e.g., church, merchants) nor limits to its power; it is regarded with reverence and deference by the Chinese as the guardian and protector of Chinese civilization
10 - The Chinese have a deep and living sense of their own culture and civilization which they regard as superior to all others
11 - 92% of the Chinese believe that they are of one race, the Han Chinese, unlike the other most populous nations such as India, the United States, Brazil and Indonesia, which recognize themselves to be highly multi-racial and multi-cultural
12 - The similarities between the communist period and the Confucian era are more striking than the differences

the great thing about martin jacques was that he used to shill for the USSR in the exact same way back in the 70s and 80s

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Please don't get this thread closed again you loving goons

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Haier posted:

Uhh.. That's exactly Face culture... in a China thread.

http://i.imgur.com/j5Y1sPY.gifv

the first bit of this gif i thought he was trying to draw a vagina

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


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THE PWNER posted:

not sure what else you guys think is gonna happen as the us continues to decline

US culture is utter garb anywya, I welcome china

:eyepoop:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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hemophilia posted:

Isn't the phillipines kind of a big deal strategically for the US? I give the Chinese stooge a few hoyrs after clinton is sworn in that a kill or coup order is given. Like lol if the Philippines thinks it has the ability to realign itself internationally

The Philippines are strategically useful because they are part of the first island chain that stops China from being able to freely break out into the Western pacific and because they host US bases on the SCS. If Duterte goes full retard and tears up the treaty and kicks out the US bases it will be a strategic headache to be sure, but it won't fundamentally alter the balance of power in the region because the Guam-Okinawa-Taiwan defense triangle still exists, the Philippines are still wired with undersea sensors monitored by the US and Japan, and Vietnam is still aligning even more closely with the US.

That's one of the reasons that Duterte is so stupid. Even if the sole thing he cared about more than anything in the world was ruining the US's day he still doesn't do that with this, all it is is one of the greatest self-owns in international history.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Glenn Quebec posted:

A good and interesting post. I didn't know about the defense triangle. Cool.

I should emphasize that I'm the armchair strategist and that I was just assuming that Guam/Okinawa/Taiwan could efficiently coordinate to cover almost the entire body of water between them

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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in civilization 6 the civilopedia straight up ignores anything post 1912 in chinas entry

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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holy poo poo it also "credits" china with the inventions of slavery and propaganda loving lol

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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fish and chips and dip posted:

I love that there is a Wiki article on "logic in China" and it opens with

Yeah it loving blew my mind when I learned that there was no formal academic history of logic in China and it explains a shitload

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Lookin forward to driving over a bridge made of Chinese steel

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