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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Good job on the Great Wall restoration work.

‘Botched’ Repair to China’s Great Wall Inspires Outrage

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Sep 22, 2016

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Blue Star Error posted:



106 pages of his comments, about 1 in every 3 is very funny. The man's got some very strange ideas about space and evolution and a gift for unintentional punchlines.

quote:

Why do scientific studies always state the belief that man "travelled out of Africa" and spread all over the planet? If man "originated" in Africa, could man not also have "originated" in China before spreading all over the planet? Or "South America" before spreading all over the world? Or - and this is a very big OR - could man not have "originated" from Every Country At The Same Time...! and did NOT spread all over the planet....? Eh?

:psyduck:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

big time bisexual posted:

renegade refrigerator in renegade province

https://i.imgur.com/zcPr4ph

lmao the dog jumping up to watch :3:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

Today I asked students to name a hero from Chinese history and all of them said Mao immediately. It took a second for me to contain my disgust before I could continue.

lmao

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

I really wonder if people here understand pettiness or if it's a cultural concept that doesn't translate.

you're not chinese you'll never understand

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

It's an honest question there are cultural ideas that don't really translate to other cultures. Pettiness, being the bigger person, finding the thrower of a poo poo fit pathetic, these are all things that China doesn't seem to have and I don't know if it's just a completely foreign idea or what.

i know i was echoing the usual response give

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
they get their entertainment (movies, tv shows, music) from south korea and their porn from japan.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
china must be a nightmare for people with agoraphobia. i mean it's a nightmare already but there's another nightmare layer.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Haier posted:

https://gfycat.com/SizzlingDishonestChimneyswift

It isn't a China thread without someone taking a dump in public. Sorry it's not an imgur direct gifv.

#rear end #poo #sexy girl

:whitewater:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Here's some dumb Chinese guys with the wrong flag patriotically smashing iPhone 7s

http://www.meipai.com/media/549266306

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Oct 2, 2016

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
China has a great ally in insane murder mayor/president Duterte.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
it's sad how in the hole canada is for chinese money. :sad:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
enjoy your housing market collapse you stupid canucks. i'm sure uncle xi will be happy to help you.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
A beatiful Klingon warrioress.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Learn how to swim.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
source your quote fucker

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
lol is host family's son is in the red guard

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Gorilla Salad posted:

This was in the AUG thread, but it's too horrifying not to share.

so tired of seeing snake spirit people

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
she can probably out wrestle you haier

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
im the manlet in the nyt article surrounded by giant super models

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
its super nice of apple to build a r&d center right in shenzhen so chinese companies dont have to go overseas to steal technology

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the king of thailand is dead. everybody better cry OR ELSE

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

I think its the other way round, having the kings support was helping to prop up the military.

it's this. the military gets to round up all the democracy activists and claim they were threatening the king. also criticizing the king or his station is punishable by jail time

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

Just had a China moment! Some guy stopped at the door of the restaurant I'm eating at, took up a cat pose, meowed a bit, did some squats, licked his 'paws' and then just walked off as if nothing happened.

that's a cat.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

rear end cobra posted:

Lol what a baller



lmao monarchies are the best

Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 14, 2016

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Sten Freak posted:

As always, great stories there Haier.

I met a cool 40 something German-born English teacher in Thailand. He did have an accent but spoke perfect English as I recall. He had a prostitute girlfriend who looked like a teenager. One of her friends (who also looked like a teenager) called me stuckup or something like that because I didn't want to pay her to bone. I really was there to visit the Grand Palace, see cool art and chill on the beach and not there to pay for sex but it did seem like most of the people I met in Bangkok were there for that. It was much better once you got out of that concrete jungle.

cool you hung out with a pedophile sex tourist

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
weird opinion here but: dont send pictures of your dick to people

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

The Great Autismo! posted:

this is actually a straw man argument and was shouted down very early in the argument. no one was arguing to send pics of your dick, people were arguing if it was sexual harassment or not.

i dont think anyone actually argues that sending pics of your dick to anyone is a good thing. its certainly not my style. but no one, literally no one, could agree on if it was harassment or not.

it is sexual harassment if the dick pics were unsolicited.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
yeah you can get those people probated or banned

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

The Great Autismo! posted:

how does that help me or my outrage

:rolleye:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
looks like murder president sold the philippines to chinar. rip

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
now when they say tennis do they mean tennis tennis or table tennis?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

diamond dog posted:

do you know how the term banana republic originated? you might want to read up, it could give you insight as to why duterte would want to distance himself from the US

Yeah except the US isn't taking the Phillipines resources or trying to steal territory from them, it's China and they're only going to get worse now that they've been invited in.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

Like vampires?

yeah except these ones hop around

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

that guys a retarded tankie who genuinely thinks north korea is cool and good

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
like he sincerely thinks stalin did nothing wrong

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

THE PWNER posted:

Had to be really stealthy with these pics - I live in a Chinese ethnic enclave and did not want to be accused of un-Chinese activities. Contrary to what I've been told here, Chinese women, at least outside of China, do not date white men, only other Chinese.





What are they planning? Does the scrolling electronic sign say "Breed more Chinese. Take Over?"

this is a weird post even for this thread

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

THE PWNER posted:

yeah a really good nation has lots of liberals like you who are Moderate in the Middle to be superior to both sides am i right

go away

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
chinar

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

it's really funny

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