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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Looking forward to some more wacky expat hijinks.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 04:24

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:03

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Hm, this thread sucks.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:20

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I hate just saying that poo poo all white noise-like but I don't have to deal with my Hong Kong colleague at all anymore and I've ignored the meetings she's invited me to that I have nothing to do with (to show off that she knows a foreigner businessman)

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:32

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

It's just big cities. I moved out of Alphabet City in NYC to a more quiet spot in Brooklyn that has barely any bars....and it's still loud. It's just not bar related noise. Hoodrat poo poo.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 05:02

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lol Goldman Sachs is cutting 30 percent of its investment banking jobs in Asia (Read: China)

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 17:58

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

British China looks like a nice and clean place. Anyway, earlier I posted an article about Goldman Sachs removing 30 percent of their investment banking division from Asia, with a large portion from Hong Kong.

To me, this seems like a huge sign that the economy there is finally being viewed in the west as being not as strong as China would present it.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 14:30

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I don't understand why you didn't just bring her back to your place.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 14:17

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

ladron posted:

for real?

Oops! Not for real. That never happened. *Homer Simpsons back into the bushes.*

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 14:48

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

The best part of the mongol story was her taking an enormous 3 am dump. Lmao

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:27

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Somehow Haier, someone will misconstrue your use of "woke" and get you a 6 hour probation.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 16:54

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

That sure is chock full of bizarre racism.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 21:26

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

No, but I don't fetishize Asian women.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 21:48

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

He does Chinese women.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 18:28

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Dude already gets dinged out of the blue for trumped up racism. If I were Haier I'd of already hosed off.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 19:18

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Whatever happened to AO? He was an insufferable douche bag but that added to the flavor.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 14:42

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Haier posted:

As far as I know, he/she got doxed and stopped posting.

No poo poo is there a link to this nonsense drama?

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 15:20

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I've seen something similar to that in NYC. Essentially, if you're Asian they seem to screen you. I used to live by Thompson Square Park and walked my dog there all the time and I saw a lot of disingenuous food line stuff by Asians and also morning Tai chi accompanied by like a group of twenty elderly Tai chi-ers hocking out enormous loogies and generally hacking and coughing.

I gotta move to the suburbs.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:10

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Oh, and I can't forget can collecting elderly lady that goes through my trash but was yelled at for popping a squat while doing so (number 2) so now I'm 99% sure she just shits in her pants by my estimate from walking behind her. This is in a more residential area of Brooklyn so I understand that it's difficult to find a public restroom and since making GBS threads all over the sidewalk in front of my neighbors home isn't cool, I guess blowing a hole through your pants is all you got.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:14

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I don't even know what gave him the moral impetus to offer anything for free in great China.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:16

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

She waves and tries to kind of communicate with me which I don't appreciate. I've never felt like I was a class oriented person or the kind of person to look down at someone or even feel like I would judge someone based on their class but I have never felt more utterly otherwise.

Also someone rolls around in a lovely Mercedes who yells at her in Chinese. I don't know if this is her older son, or husband or can collector pimp but something is loving going on.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:26

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

How dare you deny China it's rightful place as heir to the future. All its citizens live in a 1950s American paradi-- *drops trou and liquid fires high pressured poo poo.*

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:59

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I kind of have a real question for you guys. So, my HK counterpart always asked if I'd like to work in HK or see HK, etc. Etc. I always said yes and that it sounds like a very cool place because I try to be polite at work. I got an e-mail from her with her bosses boss loving CC'd on it that's basically like, "oh yeah here is the candidate I spoke about and highly recommended to work here." It's completely insane, everyone knows I have a son and a wife and that moving internationally is just not even a reality among a thousand other reasons.

I don't even know what I would do there since she is my direct counterpart and does what I do. I would be redundant as hell. But seriously, how do respond to this without offending? My colleagues here in NY are like, just tell her no. And shrug, but if this chick decides to become difficult, non communicative and lovely with me --- my work life will become really awful since I rely on her heavily for HK stuff. She always pulls this poo poo, invites me to meetings I don't need to be a part of, especially with the time difference and then I have to show or otherwise she loses face because her foreigner counterpart doesn't respect her to show. Aughhh

# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 17:01

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Sogol posted:

Wonder if the HK counterpart is wanting to come to the US or wherever you are, or something like that.

Haha, imagine if it was some weird double bluff where I get relocated to HK and she works in NYC. Honestly, if her behavior is considered cool and good / much improved compares to mainlanders, then I don't know how you guys deal with it. I feel like most the stuff I say to her, even when relatively strong worded falls on deaf ears.

Yeah and I get that she's not retarded but some sensitivity is required and being a huge pussy and saying some sort of family comes first thing seems week. It makes me sound like I'm not ambitious which I'd like to avoid.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 20:14

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

gently caress owned. May as well move to Hong Kong and become this woman's bitch.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 22:40

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Haha, God drat. I was like, hmm, no five head. Pleasant expression. What's up with this?

How do you not realize that having a crusty sore is a bad look?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 17:33

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Hm. You've convinced her to be rid of the hair cave. Bold move, Haier and God speed. Hopefully she won't gently caress it up and have it looking like Edward James Olmos' face.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 19:31

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Why is Haier trying to get laid creepy?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 21:01

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Dissapointed Owl posted:

fyi, all of the following is creepy:

Hope that helps.

So, she wants to gently caress an older guy? I really fail to see it.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 21:19

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

*clutches pearls* You free wheeling sexhavers!!!

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 21:29

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Are you always such a loving bummer FBR?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 21:56

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Says the guy who strolls in the thread with weak loving platitudes about everyone else in here. Earlier when I had a question about handling a coworker, I was acting like she's retarded. Now we are here.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 22:01

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

No way man, I need FBRs moral compass.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 22:07

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Xerxes17 posted:

There are to sides to every coin, and often two roads to every destination. Some choose the Haier path and other choose the 3 principles of FBR. These choices we make stand over us like sentinel trees on the main streets. And once the destination is reached, one has achieved 6.7% GDP growth this financial year and revived the A-shares. This is known as Enlightenment.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 23:06

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

THE PWNER posted:

I'm bored, haier please post about chinese tinder

No, this thread cannot sustain anymore Haier stories. Between FBRs moral outrage at the idea that Haier is trying to get laid and the three pages of date rape / dating app talk; It's just not a great idea. When I get to work I'll find something on China and add to the discussion.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 14:30

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Haha, lol. This thread in a nutshell.

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/s...m_medium=social

Sorry if the link sucks rear end, I'm on my phone.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 14:44

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Turn left thread, turn left!

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 14:52

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

UltraRed posted:

From that same website:
http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/shanghai-and-china/about-china/dutch-ambassador-to-china-suspended-for-allegedly--39982.html

Who writes this stuff?

A Bill Clinton joke and ..... did he call a woman's genitals a funnel cake?

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 15:01

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Haier, if you've drank Indian water and walked away from it unscathed, I'd be very impressed.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 15:27

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I have an Indian friend who sent me pics once of a very aggressive case of pink eye (I think). He eyes were all puffy, crusty and bulging. He blamed the water. Between that the the poo poo river that is the Ganges, I have convinced myself that India is just toxic.

But I'm impressed you drank unfiltered water dude. Also, as someone who has an uneasy stomach as is -- I can't imagine food that goes out of its way to cause sharts. I'd be the shittiest butt goon.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 16:02

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:03

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

What uh happened here?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 02:42

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