Taiwan Number 1

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

McGavin posted:

I know a Korean girl who is around 6'4", but her dad was on one of Korea's Olympic basketball teams so I'm pretty sure it's genetic.

Evidence of the superiority of corea

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:05

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:22

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lol for real. Philippines are going to love being China's red headed step daughter.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:22

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Listen you whore son of a bitch I don't care what they think.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:34

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

You son of a whore have the gall to condemn the Phillipines you are simply trying to atone for the guilt feelings over occupying countries in the past.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 19:30

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fojar38 posted:

The Philippines are strategically useful because they are part of the first island chain that stops China from being able to freely break out into the Western pacific and because they host US bases on the SCS. If Duterte goes full retard and tears up the treaty and kicks out the US bases it will be a strategic headache to be sure, but it won't fundamentally alter the balance of power in the region because the Guam-Okinawa-Taiwan defense triangle still exists, the Philippines are still wired with undersea sensors monitored by the US and Japan, and Vietnam is still aligning even more closely with the US.

That's one of the reasons that Duterte is so stupid. Even if the sole thing he cared about more than anything in the world was ruining the US's day he still doesn't do that with this, all it is is one of the greatest self-owns in international history.

A good and interesting post. I didn't know about the defense triangle. Cool.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 19:37

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

That...water color..is that indoors?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 19:41

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I legit love watching Duterte. He's got excellent quotes, extra judicial murder squads. He just doesn't have a good signature look otherwise he's a grade A Pacific islander hitler.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 17:06

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

If my prostitute can't be in danger of getting pregnant, I'm not interested.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 20:35

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Pwner is right that's why I only live in Chinatowns in the US.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 14:24

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Wait. I don't understand something. Why is her vagina cavernous if Haier hitting her cervix? He could just be loving too hard and deep too soon before she has had a chance to loosen up or enjoy herself.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 14:33

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

All this GBS 3.0 horseshit and threadshitting is still at an all-time high. I should learn mandarin so I can communicate on a legitimate Chinese web-forum equivalent to SA.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 06:22

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I have a mildly entertaining HK counterpart story but, eh.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 20:09

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Cool, Fbr.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 20:26

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Haier, it's a man.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 12:08

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

JaucheCharly posted:

No word of chocolate and peanuts on the pepper, so no.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

they've already ~~hosed~~ plunged so he would've noticed

She could be post op.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 13:01

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

ElGroucho posted:

I find her constant lying about her age more troubling than her possible reassignment, what a weird think to keep changing.

I don't have any experience dating a Chinese woman, much less one from China proper (as opposed to Chinese American which is what I'd get.) So, I don't know if her craziness is in line with what you would expect over there. What I do know is that as a thirty year old, I'd have no patience for dumb games like "telling the truth." Or causing "painful penetrative sex." Because of her overactive clit and lieing.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 16:40

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I just want to give Haier props for convincing the 20 - 40 year old insane girl/woman to give him a handjob, beej and let him play with her rear end in a top hat all in a single session. :discourse:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 22:17

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Haier did it go HJ>BJ>Booty? Inquiring minds need to know if you also introduced Miracle Baby to AtM.

The order of operations is very important here.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 01:02

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Dude, nothing polarizing as having disgusting custardy durian cooked into a pizza. That's loving barf city.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 16:03

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

brb, Going to become a quack doctor in China. I'll bring a West meets East approach - combing both western medicine and eastern traditional medicine. I'll nod sagely, hands behind my back and spit enormous loogies into a trashbin and not my floor because its a classy joint. My secretary is also my whore. Am I doing this right?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 16:14

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Now, I've seen a ton of Chinese guys with fingernails that long in contemporary times...is that a thing or are they unhygienic?

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 05:15

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Very rarely am I pleasantly surprised by my country of Iran.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 16:38

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

pentyne posted:

I wouldn't be. Given that Qatar isn't the darkest spot on the map their definition of slavery probably doesn't include migrant workers who have their passports seized and then worked to death for a pittance.

Just let me have this.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 17:36

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Ok. So Duterte has been pretty funny for a while but his insane rhetoric and extra judicial killings have become scary. We've halted the sale of 26000 small arms to them because of the killings.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 18:22

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Pon de Bundy posted:

who would stop the sale of millions of dollars worth of weapons ? somebody who doesn't care about the bottom line of the company !

It's true ever since we left page 88 of the thread we have lost the lucky and sight of what really matters

Money over everything

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 18:53

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Agean90 posted:

Maybe we should ask this guy with a smoking gun and a whip what happened. Naaaaaah

I think its more that governments don't want to deal with placing the victims or taking care of them after they've been rescued.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 00:25

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I like the 283 in the middle of it all.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 16:20

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Expats are loving garbage losers we know this already.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 00:37

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I enjoy FBR talking down to everyone because I can sense his own crippled self-esteem.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 18:59

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Scorpios are the most sexual sign.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 19:05

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Just upload it to Google Drive or something, where do you live? Communist red China or something

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 15:37

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

What I have learned in the China thread:

Disgusting expat nerd troglodyte enters the men's showers after eyeballing side pubes BURSTING out of the side of swimsuits. Middle-aged, inscrutable ~~chinaman~~ ~~nong~~ mainlander spits with open cancor sores as well as coughs up phlegm into the next shower stall while it is occupied but nothing happens even though the occupant notices (to save face.)Then a ~~chinaman~~ ~~nong~~ mainlander gawks at the grotesque expat while yelling, "HALLLOU." Simultaneously pissing upwards onto his own bare belly but only after stepping out of the shower stall.

Someone here links the wikipedia of logic not existing in China and also the armchair general pic.

Also Hong Kong is better, and Taiwan is #1.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 21:12

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I don't want to sully my own post but I would like to also add that Haier gets probated for some reason. FBR and pwned also swoop in and condescend cuntily.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 22:14

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

A scientist wouldn't even bother because he is of such a higher station and bothering to do so would lessen him and lose face.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 21:12

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

That massive tool saying he had to do x and y to get married to his super loving average looking wife. She better A+ cool.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 05:55

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Anything to kick out disgusting expats is a good thing. Come back to your native country with all those excellent and marketable skills you've learned like

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 22:57

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

It is silly easy to get laid in NYC.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 05:23

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Just use lube Haier. Quit trying to try dry gently caress her with a condom. Also, maximun lol at the map drawing. Jesus, Haier you're getting stranger and stranger.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 00:38

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

It would have been more chinese if you ~~raped~~ had sex first, or failed the attempt because you didn't snort white rhino toenails.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 13:13

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:22

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

You guys thought that metal dildo was for her? haha

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 17:49

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