Jesus Christ posted:

The southern portion of Belgium has superior cuisine and beer, speak a real language (French), is friendlier, more pleasant, and geographically more beautiful.

The northern portion of Belgium is cold and murky, their food strange and their beer, while still of high quality, not as good. Though on average they do make slightly more money, it is because their people are less friendly and speak a very goofy moon language (Flemish) that affronts sensibilities both written and oral, and are likely of extra-terrestrial origin.