my 2016 mercedes s550 doesnt have carplay?

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

YOur Sedan is a piece of poo poo

# ? Sep 18, 2016 07:21

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:39

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Dr. Honked posted:

a poor complaining about the car that they have been duped into renting itt, next we''ll have echopenis in here complaining about his rented wife doesn't have sattelite or his benis that wore out from loving

# ? Sep 18, 2016 07:35

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Dislike button posted:

i like car

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# ? Sep 18, 2016 07:36

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

do not make fun of an ugly wife.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:14

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

never make a pretty woman your wife

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:47

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Unless you wanna be president

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:57

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

jigglemaster7 posted:

Of course i own a house, i even own other houses that people "rent" from me

landlord piece of poo poo. gently caress off. not only that, but clueless enbough to admit it in YOSPOS. Begone vile trash monster.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:45

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Heres a little tip for you in terms you can understand you feeble-minded little lowlife fuckTard - saying "im a landlord" in YOSPOS is basically like admitting you use sublime text or Emacs. loving shameful.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:46

New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

Smythe posted:

loving shameful.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:16

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

I don't get it, why don't you like land lords

# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:58

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

OP is complaining about how bad of a landlord Mercedes financial is, when you think about it

# ? Sep 18, 2016 11:00

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

BONGHITZ posted:

I don't get it, why don't you like land lords

Why don't you like the taste of my hot cum as it flows into your drat mouth after the rest of your cavernous body is overflowing? How come you don't like the smell of your own bodily fluids pouring out your sinuses as my torrent of greasy spunk courses through your hollow skull? You loving suck, dude.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 11:01

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

hot cummies

# ? Sep 18, 2016 11:36

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

there is nothing really wrong with being a land lord, i dont think. Probably.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 11:39

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

ford sync is awful garbage for clowns

"hay guys, lets put EVERYTHING in a nested menu because it is 1997 and also this will not be in a moving vehicle where you have to pay attention to anything else"

# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:00

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

idk about other cars but please only ever lease audis, ive owned 3 past the 100k mark and you really really dont want to be there when the turbos die and the sunroof sticks and the electronics get fucky and water leaks into the cabin and poo poo

# ? Sep 18, 2016 16:18

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

that said the C5 A6 is peak car and you will have to pry it from my cold dead hands (which will be wrapped around the steering wheel when some horrifying mechanical failure happens at 85 mph)

# ? Sep 18, 2016 16:20

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Panty Saluter posted:

ford sync is awful garbage for clowns

"hay guys, lets put EVERYTHING in a nested menu because it is 1997 and also this will not be in a moving vehicle where you have to pay attention to anything else"

There's also like 3 completely different versions of it at this point. Button sync with apps (v1.5?) is ok.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 16:46

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I lease poo poo all the time

You lease your posts?

# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:14

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

idk about other cars but please only ever lease audis, ive owned 3 past the 100k mark and you really really dont want to be there when the turbos die and the sunroof sticks and the electronics get fucky and water leaks into the cabin and poo poo

do not be in possession of an Audi past the warranty.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:21

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Owning and leasing car is loving retarded.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:23

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

The Management posted:

do not be in possession of an Audi

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:25

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Owning and leasing car is loving retarded.

Sorry nerd, cars are cool and good. Enjoy your train

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:49

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

jigglemaster7 posted:

actually buying a new s class is retarded tbh, also i own a 911 GT3RS so its cool to have not a literal race car

3.8 or 4.0? Also my sister's 2016 Honda Civic has CarPlay so �\_(ツ)_/�

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:53

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Cars are better now than at any point in their history, and last longer than they ever have. Buying makes more sense now than ever. If you lease a car, it's because you can't afford to buy it.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:59

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

But if cars keep on getting better, shouldnt i wait for a better car?

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:04

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

love to tie up money in a depreciating asset that just sits there 95% of the time

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:06

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Dislike button posted:

Sorry nerd, cars are cool and good. Enjoy your train

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:08

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Rich people get that way because they are really smart and hard workers. They don't get that way because they waste money.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:09

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Dislike button posted:

love to tie up money in a depreciating asset that just sits there 95% of the time

Leasing is tying money up, too. You'll always have money tied up and a payment, as opposed to not having a payment after a few years.

Dislike button posted:

Rich people get that way because they are really smart and hard workers. They don't get that way because they waste money.

Yeah, look at how smart and hard-working George W. Bush is

Rich people are rich because their parents are rich, nine times out of ten. Wasting money has nothing to do with it.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:15

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Citizen Tayne posted:

Leasing is tying money up, too. You'll always have money tied up and a payment, as opposed to not having a payment after a few years.

Yeah, look at how smart and hard-working George W. Bush is

Rich people are rich because their parents are rich, nine times out of ten. Wasting money has nothing to do with it.

Wow a lot of jealousy here. Typical from a lazy poor person.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:17

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Can't afford the house you want? Rent one.

Can't afford the car you want? Rent one.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:18

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

George w bush has an undergraduate degree from Yale and a Harvard MBA and can fly jets. He's really smart, and hardworking.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:22

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

He can't fly a business; just ask the Texas Rangers! lol

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:23

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

maniacdevnull posted:

There's also like 3 completely different versions of it at this point. Button sync with apps (v1.5?) is ok.

idk which version i have but it also randomly switches sources when you turn the vehicle on. its real bad

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:24

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

George w bush probably leases a Mercedes S class, which is the best car in the world. As a practical and relatable man I'm sure he also has a pickup though

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:24

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Dislike button posted:

George w bush probably leases a Mercedes S class, which is the best car in the world. As a practical and relatable man I'm sure he also has a pickup though

Check out this obvious trolling.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:24