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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Wheee, the major intersection right next to my work

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:19

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

At least looking forward to a completely tasteless self-congratulating tweet in 10, 9, 8

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:24

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I did throw some candy wrappers into a trash can on that sidewalk yesterday

Oh poo poo :psyduck:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:31

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Archer666 posted:

Panic in Manhattan as a man is throwing bombs at people from tall buildings!

I'm picturing one of those Mega Man enemies standing there hucking endless hammers at passersby

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:38

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

etalian posted:

you are thinking of those super mario turtles

Guts Man level

check yo self

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:46

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Vyacheslav posted:

Yo, I am a walking over to the police cordon now. Ask me anything goons.

The news is telling me this is a LGBT enclave, why has this not been evident to me in all the years I've been working there

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:51

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I mean it's more like a blind people's enclave

(because there is a giant institute for the blind right there)

(I always get the pusher and shover robots stuck in my head as I walk past it)

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:53

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

How close can you get to ground zero?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:58

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Lol the news is just listing off "Chelsea Market" and "Javits Center" and basically any landmark they have ever heard of, then hastily saying "But those aren't actually near this location"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:59

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I bet it was the Khlav Kalash guy

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:04

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

How's the line at Shake Shack

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:07

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

25 injuries isn't enough to make news quota, could you shank some dudes? kthx

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:10

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

They say they just found a 2nd bomb, up on 27th

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:11

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

A second bomb has hit the dumpster

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:12

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Lol CNN

"It could be anything, it doesn't necessarily have to be terrorism. It could be a jilted lover, a construction toolbox explosion"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:15

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Baby nobody breaks up with me, I'll show 25 RANDOM PEOPLE

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:15

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Richard Quest is talking now from the location of the 2nd dumpster, he has a posh British accent

I want to know where Hadji is

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:17

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Here come people in suits with clipboards

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:19

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Is that Leonard Nimoy next to the mayor

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:20

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Mayor: "1) we have no evidence that this was terrorism

2) This was an intentional act"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:22

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

If anyone has any information regarding this incident, please call Unsolved Mysteries at 1-800-876-5353

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:24

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

131 W 23rd St

That's right in front of the blind institute

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOEPL

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:26

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Question: "Was it a prominent dumpster, Mr. Mayor?"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:27

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

The location of the bomb was also right next to Tekserve

If people were trying to bomb Apple by throwing their Samsung phones at it, joke's on them because Tekserve closed last month

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:29

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

How can these questions be so stupid

"Was it related to the UN visit?"

"Was it a pipe bomb?"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:30

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Turd Burglar posted:

Possible 2nd bomb on 27th st

We're already on the 7th potential dumpster bomb bro

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:32

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

They have video of the explosion happening

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:33

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

We don't get to see it though

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:34

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Mayor's all like WE WILL NOT BE COWED, NOBODY WILL CHANGE NEW YORKERS' WAY OF LIFE

New Yorkers: "show me the bodies"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:35

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Say Nothing posted:

The internet will soon be point their collective fingers at anyone in the vicinity who looks a little bit foreign and swarvy.

Or who looks like someone from the crowds at Sandy Hook

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Turd Burglar posted:

gently caress I just realized I ordered food from a place on 26th. Hopefully it gets here.

Cmon, it's always 2 hours late even when everything's fine

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:38

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Injury count up to 29; Vyacheslav has been busy :ese:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:41

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

A tremendous EXPLOSION in timber prices

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:42

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

WE WILL REBUILD

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:49

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Love the on-scene news coverage where right behind the reporter there's double-decker tour buses driving by

"Look kids, terrorism!"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:53

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

If they put an IED in a porta-potty

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 05:10

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

TheWeepingHorse posted:

Pros and cons of the names:

ISIS: The best choice, the mainstream choice, the most workable choice. The first name popularized in the US, based off of a sloppy-but-not-horrible translation of their name at the time. Inflicted collateral damage on Archer, a prog metal band, and some e-payment service. It's also good to poo poo on ISIS's name change.

Also caught in the crossfire: thousands of horrible yappy little dogs owned by old ladies

Pretty fitting when you get right down to it

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:17

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Of course it is. That neighborhood is no more associated with LGBT than any of a hundred others.

The bomb was planted outside an Institute for the Blind where there's been construction going on for like the past eight months. If it was positioned to kill anybody it was those sad folks who walk up and down that block tapping white canes

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 23:18

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Well that was magical

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 03:53

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

You get stuck in traffic and sooner or later you're begging for someone to arrest you just to alleviate the monotony

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 04:38

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