IED explodes in Manhattan

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Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

I'm just a few blocks away. Gonna drink some more I guess.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 02:44

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:50

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

etalian posted:

The best thing about living in Des Moines is you have to worry about terrorist attacks.

Yeah but you live in des moines lmao

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 02:46

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

etalian posted:

NJ attack lucked out since only 1/3 of the pipe bombs detonated.

And the race was delayed so nobody was around.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 02:50

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Fughetaboutit

That's Brooklyn (there's literally a sign on the highway saying it)

Manhattan is more like "fughetaboutthatblowjobfromatrannylastnight"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 02:55

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

VikingSkull posted:

bet the Post headline will be great

"LMAO NOBODY DIED. gently caress U TERRORISTS"

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:05

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

It was in a garbage dumpster so prolly the same bitches as the NJ bombing.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:08

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

snakeandbake posted:

it seems the terrorists bombed a dumpster

a dumpster called america

At least they didn't bomb a cum dumpster

I'm glad your mom is ok

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:09

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

The Ape of Naples posted:

Where's the best pizza place nearby?

Empire pizza on 5th and 32nd

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 03:58

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Possible 2nd bomb on 27th st

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:31

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Data Graham posted:

Mayor's all like WE WILL NOT BE COWED, NOBODY WILL CHANGE NEW YORKERS' WAY OF LIFE

New Yorkers: "show me the bodies"

Like can you even terrorism bro, no bodies Lmao

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:36

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

gently caress I just realized I ordered food from a place on 26th. Hopefully it gets here.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:37

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

BowreeBookstore posted:

dead manhattinites become MERCICUNS.
29 MERCUNS have been wounded by TERRR.
Trump will win handily because of this.
Dont try to justify or bargain or stop it, he just won the election. If you have any sense, you should hide.

NYC is like his lowest polling city

We hate him passionately

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:59

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

reallivedinosaur posted:

too bad they dont let the rest of the state vote, i doubt hillary would still be in politics

It's a good thing the rest of the state doesn't matter. Upstate ny is like the deep south, except it snows. Bunch of hillbillies up there.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 08:06

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

JB50 posted:

A Republican polling low in NYC. This is news indeed!

He's just hated here in general. No political affiliation needed.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 08:30

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

reallivedinosaur posted:

you mean blacks. poor blacks in buffalo and rochester, just like the deep south

I dunno. I don't see skin color bro

You racist

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 08:31

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Space Jam posted:

there's one really disappointed bomber bumming out about this in an apartment somewhere

They should at least be proud they're wasting millions of dollars

There's 5 cops and two squad cars on my street alone. And they shut down the streets of the of the busiest parts of Manhattan on a Saturday night.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 08:47

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Alan Smithee posted:

stupid news networks are gonna go on about this detail giving Four Lions shitheads the real playbook they need

That was a good movie

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 10:06

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:50

Blunderstorm: Mar 1, 2016; my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

jBrereton posted:

Was there going to be a marathon there?

I've got a noteboard covered in post-its with "BOSTON" and "THAT PLACE EARLIER IN THE WEEK WHERE A DUSTBIN EXPLODED" where the marathon is the connecting theme. Tryna link em up see.

The NJ bomb was at a 5k if that counts

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 11:32

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