IED explodes in Manhattan

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

This is really scary. When I think about the xenophobia this might inspire I just....ugh I just LITERALLY can't fam!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 04:07

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 16:44

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Did anyone say my username at the scene

i think this might be my time to shine

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 08:38

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Y-Hat posted:

both the bombs were planted by amateurs. the NJ one didn't even go off right

ISIS is like the US military in that some guys get a few weeks of training and think they're instantly rambo or something

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 19:51

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

The package in the train station exploded when the robot was poking it. RIP robot

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 06:48

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Secretary Clinton, what's your view on these recent events?"

"Well, it's important to remember that not all *vomits on podium, swoons* I'm fine. This is fine. Destroy the footage. Confiscate every cell phone. Hillary 2016."

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 08:25

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

When he gets to heaven the 17 virgins will all laugh at his pathetic stature and go gently caress the suicide bomber Chadhammed bin Thundercockmhed.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 13:59

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Do It Once Right posted:

I am shocked, *Shocked* that bigots are still mad over clockboy.

It was a lovely project that looked and was dumb.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 17:57

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

SylvainMustach posted:

Read somewhere that it's probably chris craig or something.
basketball coach who went sort of schizophrenic

it seems likely once you look at his blog
http://chriscraigs.blogspot.com/
which is full of crazy

I was born into this world under the slave name of Christopher Craig. Currently, I am known as The Radical Islamic Jihadist Muhammad Allah Al-Khidr.

Lmao

Edit: On My Watch, no raven black cock will ever go near a dove white oval office. Just the thought of a little black penis will be so repulsive, a white woman will want to chop it off if a dog pulled out his little wiener.

OMG JC a Bomb! fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 20, 2016

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 00:12

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