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puke pentagram
Jun 12, 2015

This reminds me of a story.

I worked for an electrician for a time and road around with a hillbilly that looked like Bob Odenkirk with a red mustache. We were driving on the highway when we saw the biggest goddamn beaver I'd ever seen. It was dead and I swear to god took up half a lane.

I said "gently caress, thats a big beaver!" He turned his head toward me with that poo poo-eating good ole boy smirk and said "poo poo, t'ain't nothin, you should see my ex girlfriend!"

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