Why do girls like cumshots/facials?

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Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:45

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# ? May 3, 2024 13:49

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

oh baby

# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:48

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Gatekeeper posted:

Nope

They just think they're supposed to lol

yes and they're all beautiful even though it doesn't matter because worth has nothing to do with looks and they're not bossy they're leaders

hmu friends

Hmmm...what's ur authority on this / how do u kno

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:19

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Tumble posted:

I have a love/hate relationship with girls enjoying my cum.

For like three second it's great when they gulp it down and act all happy about it, but when they are still turned on and talking about how good it tastes I mostly want them to shut up about it because it's gross as well.

Men's brains are broken as hell with sex and orgasms though, I'm the first to admit it; lesbian and bi girls for a long time and I'm bored after like 45 minutes. Check of a win for the ladies in that regard.

nice cumblebrag

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:52

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

i scrape it off my tits and blow it back up his dick with a coffee stirrer

# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:55

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

i scrape it off my tits and blow it back up his dick with a coffee stirrer

same but it's just me alone in a booth at the waffle house and it's hard 2 finish before the cops come

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:29

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

It's a cultural thing

In bizarro alternate universe women love having cumshot on their knees instead

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:32

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Vegetable posted:

It's a cultural thing

In bizarro alternate universe women love having cumshot on their knees instead

You've been over in the deviantart thread, haven't you?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:03

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Cum on guys let's be a little less facetious

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:16

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

whoflungpoop posted:

i scrape it off my tits and blow it back up his dick with a coffee stirrer

which station of the cross is this?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:41

NObodiesGeek: Jun 14, 2003; I'm not shy, I just hate you.

This was answered on the first page. They don't want to swallow your seed or risk having your child.
Why she won't let you finish in her butt is odd though. She must have some kind of sexual hangups.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:16

butt implants: Oct 16, 2004; i'm gay

i got a boner reading ur post, OP

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:16

skeemon: Aug 4, 2007; $ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Most women I've cum across in my lifetime are submissive and like man to assert his dominance. By face spraying sometimes.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:33

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the cumshot facial is so disrespectful

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:35

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Orkin Mang posted:

the cumshot facial is so disrespectful

get a... load of this guy. lmao

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:45

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Node posted:

get a... load of this guy. lmao

where do u cum on? i mean which part. i love to cum on the breasts, the rear end, the pussy,inside ethe rear end.etc.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:47

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i came my great semen in an ear once, we both had a good laugh over that one hahahaha

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:48

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Node posted:

get a... load on this guy. lmao

# ? Sep 19, 2016 06:53

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

"women" don't like it op, some women do, some men do, its just one of those things that some people enjoy during sex. have you only had one sexual partner or what because this is pretty immediately obvious stuff once you've dated a few different people

# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:04

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

They don't like it when you cum on their drapes. Do you know how much dry cleaning costs for cum? In this economy?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:08

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Node posted:

get a... load of this guy. lmao

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# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:08

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Well I call bullshit on this premise. We went out to dinner earlier, and I can report that not one single woman that I tested enjoyed getting cum in their face.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:56

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Frankenstyle posted:

Well I call bullshit on this premise. We went out to dinner earlier, and I can report that not one single woman that I tested enjoyed getting cum in their face.

tested is right, like teste hahaha.i believe some of the cum is made in the balls but not much or something

# ? Sep 19, 2016 07:57

Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

I have met like one girl that actually likes getting facials, ever. Is it seriously considered common?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:03

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

I have met like one girl that actually likes getting facials, ever. Is it seriously considered common?

women love it when u cum on their disgusting vaginas. a woman masturbated with my cum once and it frothed up into a weird lather. the cumshot facial was invented to stave off aids

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:05

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Gatekeeper posted:

nah some girls cum

I dated a cool girl who sprayed not-piss all over my crotch when she erupted, it was totally an orgasm just like a dudes, build to climax then BLAST-OFF then towel down

I think literally every time they've looked into squirting it's come back that it was pee.

Like not to say that the female orgasm isn't obvious in a lot of other ways to the point where if you need such an obvious indicator as them spraying fluids everywhere you're probably not very good in the sack but the whole squirting scene is just involuntary urination which I guess is hot if you're into that kinda thing but it's not and shouldn't be treated as the (hehehe) gold standard of a successful experience.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:36

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ArbitraryC posted:

I think literally every time they've looked into squirting it's come back that it was pee.

Like not to say that the female orgasm isn't obvious in a lot of other ways to the point where if you need such an obvious indicator as them spraying fluids everywhere you're probably not very good in the sack but the whole squirting scene is just involuntary urination which I guess is hot if you're into that kinda thing but it's not and shouldn't be treated as the (hehehe) gold standard of a successful experience.

u sound gay

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:36

Homo Simpson: Oct 21, 2014; by Smythe; Lipstick Apathy

idk but your mom sure does love em

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:52

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Nosam0819 posted:

idk but your mom sure does love em

av + post = hot poo poo

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:53

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

What I learned about sex I learned from pornography, and ultimately, girls like cumshots, facials, creampies, cum on their rear end, cum on their chest, basically cum on any square inch of their body. Anyone care to refute?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:55

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Node posted:

What I learned about sex I learned from pornography, and ultimately, girls like cumshots, facials, creampies, cum on their rear end, cum on their chest, basically cum on any square inch of their body. Anyone care to refute?

*noble silence*

# ? Sep 19, 2016 08:56

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Ten years ago (jayzuz), some morning talk show idiots did a segment on "Do women enjoy the 'pay-off', and since the first few callers were women saying yes, they thought they were being trolled.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 09:43

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

I have met like one girl, ever.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:38

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

thathonkey posted:

I've only ever seen women in pornography. I have never seen them in any other situation or circumstance, ever. Still, I think I know enough about them.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:51

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Node posted:

I've only ever seen women in pornography. I have never seen them in any other situation or circumstance, ever. Still, I think I know enough about them.

ilove a dilating rear end in a top hat hirusite wise

# ? Sep 19, 2016 10:51

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Why is your cum yellow op? Change your diet or something

# ? Sep 19, 2016 11:16

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Friginator posted:

cross posting from the mod forum?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:17

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

beedeebee posted:

Why is your cum yellow op? Change your diet or something

this too. if it's yellow on a regular basis see a doctor son

# ? Sep 19, 2016 12:31

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Wicker Man posted:

Ten years ago (jayzuz), some morning talk show idiots did a segment on "Do women enjoy the 'pay-off', and since the first few callers were women saying yes, they thought they were being trolled.

Link

# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:18

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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:19

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