Why do girls like cumshots/facials?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Why do girls like cumshots/facials?

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

I like to fart in their faces and smear the residue around, its pretty much the same thing

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 20:39

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:24

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

oh baby

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 01:48

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Orkin Mang posted:

the cumshot facial is so disrespectful

get a... load of this guy. lmao

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 06:45

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

What I learned about sex I learned from pornography, and ultimately, girls like cumshots, facials, creampies, cum on their rear end, cum on their chest, basically cum on any square inch of their body. Anyone care to refute?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 08:55

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

thathonkey posted:

I've only ever seen women in pornography. I have never seen them in any other situation or circumstance, ever. Still, I think I know enough about them.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 10:51

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