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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT we are 1 year out from retiring and realize we have zero money saved.
 
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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fivethree posted:

*is 67*

*has 2 kids still in college*

*sits at cubicle and checks 401k account balance: $1.46*

*never bothered to contribute to 401k or any other investment vehicle*

*wife sends a text saying she's excited to retire*

*house needs a new roof*

*goes to employee bathroom and takes entire bottle of tylenol*

did you vote for Ron?

* # ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:13
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Vote Republican no matter what

* # ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:35
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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naem posted:

Itt we are 2 out of 3 Americans

:(

* # ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:39
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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nobody speak posted:

plenty of money to go around when u aren't a retard german rich white classist

you are the worst poster in every thread apparently

* # ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:41
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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waitwhatno posted:

Votes Trump cause it's somehow the Mexican's fault and Trump is the only candidate brave enough to say the truth

Its the mexicans fault that Trump doesn't know what he is saying day to day.
Build the WALLL!

* # ¿ Sep 18, 2016 21:45
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Bert Roberge posted:

A shotgun + bullets is only like $200 and surely you can save enough for that.

thats a lot to save up for. plus you can only kill like 15 people at best

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Fallows posted:

i hope im dead by the time i cant work and need to retire

that is literally what your employers hope too

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